1. Walking the halls of school can sort of be like walking the runways of Paris or Milan. What do you wear to show off your style?
Umm, not much. When I’m trying to make a good impression I’ll spend a good hour or so in the morning combing through my closet and putting together a cute outfit, but normally I’ll just wear whatever. I wear the latest fashion ripped straight from the pages of Vogue. I pay attention, so I am always in the fashion know! You know I don’t really feel that people should be judging you based on your clothes. I wear black. No one needs to judge my clothes and by wearing a non color it’s really hard for others to judge me. All of my outfits are recommended by the stores where I shop. I’ll usually just buy the clothes straight off the mannequins in the window. That way I’m guaranteed to always be in style.
2. What do you think really makes someone hot?
Hotness is a combination of a lot of things. You have to have a great personality, a hot and unique look and a general gene se qua. I don’t really know. I think hotness is an unconscious thing. Who cares? I don’t know why being hot should even matter. I think knowledge is actually really hot. It’s hard to know what makes someone hot. It’s really in the eye of the beholder.
3. What do you think you do to make yourself hot?
I work really hard to always be in favor with others both fashion and personality wise. I don’t really have to DO anything. It’s just something I naturally posses. I just make sure to enhance it and embody my hotness every day. You know accentuate the positive and what not. I do absolutely nothing because I do not believe in hotness. I read a lot. I don’t know if that’s hot to others, but it’s hot to me. I don’t think I do anything. I think it’s just something that pops up once in a while. Much like pimples.
4. Hottie alert! Hottie alert! A hottieof the opposite sex just walked past you. What was it that instantly tipped you off you were in the presence of somebody hot?
OMG! Did you see the way that person moved? It was like he/she just oozed hotness. Now that is the way to do it. Ugh, I felt like I wanted to vomit for two seconds. That’s when I knew I was in the presence of one of those pretentious hotties. Oh their outfit just caught my eye for a moment. I don’t know if they’re truly hot, but for that one second there was definitely something hot about him/her. Ummm, well this person looked just like me and since I’m a hottie, clearly they must be one too I saw this guy/girl reading Swann’s Way. It was just such a turn on.
5. All hotness eventually fades, right? So what will you do when you go from being hot to not?
Well, since I don’t really believe I’m all that hot, I doubt that it will be much of a loss. They can take away your looks, but they can never touch your mind. So I’ll probably just keep reading and learning. What do you mean lose my hotness? I can’t lose my hotness. I just can’t. It’s going to be a relief when we can put all this hot or not BS behind us. I don’t actually believe that hotness every truly goes away. If it’s something deep inside of you, that spark with always be there.