1. You get into Bio and your teacher starts writing on the board when, s/he trips over a waste basket? You...
Crack up uncontrollably and tell him/her to take a bow. That was comic gold! Ask him/her if s/he had a trip and then say, ''See ya next fall!'' Badum chaaa! Smile slyly and stay quiet in the moment. But later re-create the incident in front of all my friends. Ask if s/he was still feeling the effects of his/her boozefest last night. I know Mr/s. Gold likes to party biologically... if ya know what I mean. ::Wink Wink Nudge Nudge::
2. You're standing in an elevator and you start to smell something a little funky. You...
Wonder why someone can't just hold it in for 30 more seconds. Jeez. Have they no respect for the future of my nasal cavity? Hold your nose very obviously to get your message across and rush out of the elevator as soon as possible. Call out, ''Ok. I know they say whoever smelt it dealt it, but really... who's responsible for this?'' Start cracking up. Anything that comes out of the ass is funny... no if's, and's, or butt's... oops, I mean but's about it.
3. Of these great funny flicks below, which is the one you could watch again and again?
Bruce Almighty Wet Hot American Summer The 40-Year-Old Virgin Meet the Parents
4. And which show do you tune into weekly that will guaranteed crack you up?
South Park Ugly Betty Jackass The Office
5. Who is the god of comedy you worship?
Tiny Fey Jack Black Ben Stiller Your grandpa. What a knee-slapper that one is!
6. When you hear which of the below first few words of a joke, you'll probably like it.
Knock Knock. George Dubya is so dumb... I can't really repeat it hear for you. Your virgin eyes and ears wouldn't be able to take it. No words needed. Just give me a banana peel and an asshole to trip on it and I'm good to go.
7. How does the laugh exchange usually go in your life?
I don't really laugh too often. Things tend to be funnier straight-faced. I tend to laugh at, not with, others. I'm usually giggling at my joke whilst looking at blank stares. It's kinda awkward. My friends and I all crack up together.