1. You’re talking with a group of friends in the hallway when someone starts joking about the new Britney Spears debacle. You laugh along even though you don’t know what that crazy horse has done today. What is the first thing that flashes in your mind?
Actually that brings up a funny joke. What is Britney’s new nick name? Pop Tart! Ummm, well, FLASH might be the appropriate word, if you get my drift! I actually think about Britney as a teenager. Sure she was sexy, but she was also talented. It’s sad that she can’t return to those days. Oh, did Britney Spears release her music video?
2. Reports are saying the media has become more sexualized than ever before. Do you agree with that?
Oh absolutely! Sex is every where and I love it. Yes there is a proliferation of sex in advertising and while I don’t agree with it all the time, when it’s done respectfully it can be quite artistic. I don’t think I really notice an increase of sexual images. I guess I’m not looking very closely. Really I think there is a lot of sex on the internet. I have to admit I enjoy receiving the off color e-mail chain. It gives me more material to work with.
3. You receive an e-mail that says ''Girls Are the Best Things Ever'' in the title. What do you think the body of the e-mail is going to be about?
Well, I’m hopeful that it will be random facts about dating or girls, but I’m not getting my hopes up. There just too many dirty e-mail chains outs there for me to think it will be anything else. Oh it’ll probably be a smutty joke list. My pals send this stuff to me all the time. I think it will probably be a funny poem about how girls are sugar and spice and everything nice. Sex of course! Come on now, the title pretty much says it all.
4. When you hear the word ''ho'' what do you think?
I think of someone sexy and luscious. I usually think of some hysterical joke like ''What did Lindsay Lohan do when Santa said 'ho, ho, ho'? She smacked him and said 'I am not!''' I don’t know. I guess I think of a garden tool. I’m usually pretty offended when someone uses that word. It’s so derogatory I can not believe people just throw it around for fun.
5. When you see someone scantily clad walk down the street, what do you think to yourself?
I think that it’s a real shame that people feel they need to constantly be on display. Man, I’d like to get with that! Nothing really. Everyone has their own sense of style and some times person just like that type of fashion. I think of about a hundred funny things to shout out (and perhaps say one or two of them out loud).