1. Human alert! Human alert! You’re just playing with your little brothers and sisters when one of those big humans comes into the room and starts playing with you. Eventually they pick up and put you in a box. Now you’re in a brand new home. What did you do that convinced this human to take you away from your litter?
When the human picked me up, I nipped they’re finger and they just thought that was so adorable. Oh well, I’m here now. I might as well explore. I licked the humans face when they picked me up and I could tell their heart just melted. I don’t know what happened. One minute my brother was flipping me over and my sister was climbing over me to get to my mother and the next moment I was in this new home. Well, when the human tried to pick me up, I ran for my life. I dodged them pretty well for a while, but eventually they cornered me. That was a fun game. I didn’t do anything. I just batted my little eyes at the human and here I am! When the human picked me up, I sneezed in its face. Once they rubbed the snot off of themselves and me, they took me home with them.
2. Sure every puppy have a name, but along with your official name, but if a human really loves you, they're likely to call you an affectionate little nick name. So, what's your nick name?
They sometimes call me ugly puggly. They only have one word for me, Crazy! Usually they’ll coo Poor Baby when I try to do something and fail. When I curl up in a human’s arms they’ll sometimes call me Cuddle Bunny. I don’t know if it’s a name, but they say damn it a lot when I’m around. Sometimes they’ll say Awww, Schnukums when I walk in the room.
3. Humans and puppies were TMFEO. So what do you do with your human that is so special?
My human and I like to just curl up together and hang out. My human can pet me for hours. My human keeps me out of trouble. When ever my human is around, no one gets mad at me. My human helps me out with a lot of stuff, like climbing those hard to manage stairs and picking up a bone when my mouth can not fit around it. My human just tells me how adorable and fabulous I am all the time. He or she will always pick me up and hug me. My human is full of hugs and kisses for me. He or she tells me I perfect just the way that I am. My human and I run around together. My human can run for hours.
4. It’s important your owner loves you, but equally as important is what others say about you. What do other humans think of you?
Some humans think I’m a little pathetic, but they’re always willing to lend a hand anyway. Well, a lot have sad I am the cutest thing on the planet. I’ve been told I am the sweetest little puppy alive. The majority of humans think I am a wild and crazy pup! Most humans think I’m a bundle of trouble. Other humans, outside of my own, are kind of mean. Usually they’ll say something like ''What is that thing?''
5. Sure humans are important, but some times we need some good, old alone time. What do you like to do when you are left to your own devices?
Oh man, when I venture out on my own, I get into everything. I mean how could I not? Everything smells so interesting. It’s all so strange and new. I can’t get very far with out my human. Usually I’ll get stumped at the stairs and just whine until someone comes to rescue me. Wow! No supervision? I’m outta here! I love to run around, whether it’s escaping from the yard or just chasing my own tale. I spend a lot of time looking in the mirror and trying to figure out what’s so wrong with me. I’ll drag out my stuffed animal and roll around with it. I like how it feels when it flops on top of me. Actually it’s a real relief not to have someone watching me play with my chew toys and awing at everything I do.