1. It's Saturday and you’ve been sitting in front of the TV all day when the phone rings and it's your bf/gf asking if you want to do something. What do you respond?
I'll invite them over until we can settle on something to do. We might just stay here. Of course! I'm so bored of just sitting around all day. I'm glad something finally happened. I'll invite him/her over to watch TV with me. Hopefully the front door is unlocked so I don’t have to get up. Oh, I might ask them to pick me up a Slurpee or something too.
2. What does your diet usually consist of?
I love going out to new places to eat and constantly trying stuff that I've never had before. Whatever's already in the house. I prefer foods that I don't have to look down to eat. Also, it's nice if I can eat them with one hand. Beauty is in simplicity. Drive-Thru only. I just don't want to bother with food stores or cooking. They're such a hassle.
3. Do you ever spend the whole day on the couch watching TV when you aren't sick?
Yeah, I do that a lot. There's just so much good stuff on. Plus my town's pretty boring. Whatevs. Wait, you're like trying to imply here that there is something other than that to do? Like what? I've done it, but I don’t like it. I'd much rather be out with my friends or doing something more active.
4. Are you on a first name basis with any of your take-out/delivery people?
Nope. I rarely get take-out/delivery. I'd rather cook or just go to a sit down place. Only Ted the pizza guy, but that's just because he never shuts up. Isn't everybody? I mean, if you want it delivered stat it's best to know these things.
5. It's 7pm when your favorite show is supposed to come on. Do you break in to a cold-sweat panic when you misplace your remote control?
OMG! Don’t say that. Don't even think it. Happy thoughts...happy thoughts...happy thoughts. Not really. I mean, it sucks that I don't know where it is, but it's not an urgent matter. That's impossible. I had it surgically attached to my hand. You think you're a smart one, but I'm smarter.