Which Bitch Are You?

We're all bitches...you know it, I know it...but which of the bitches on myyearbook are you? Take the quiz and find out.
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1. What would you do, if you found out the person you are dating online has been lying to you and using fake pictures?

anonymously send him a worm
kill him
ACK! play along with his game for awhile, then go at him like a spidermonkey until he begs for mercy
be heartbroken
play along and pretend you believed him, and when you felt the time was right, fuck his world up
castrate the motherfucker if I ever saw him

2. What do you do, when someone sends you porn in your inbox?

send them a mean ass message back, telling them not to send that shit to me again or they are toast.
thank them and send them your messenger info
delete/block and bitch about it to your friends
open it, cover my eyes and press delete as soon as possible
inform them what a waste of fucking time they are and inform them it'd be a much better world if they killed theirselves
share it with everyone and show em what a small penis they have, so you can taunt them with it later.

3. What do you do when someone repeatedly sends you stupid messages?

ask them point blank...why do keep sending me that stupid shit
ignore them and pretend you hadn't had time to reply
tell them to fuck off
delete all
delete that person
tell them how fucking annoying they are, and tell wendy there should be a law against some people reproducing

4. Your going on a road trip, what do you pack?

good music, money, and cleavage baring shirts, condoms, handcuffs
bring my bestest bitches and dolla dolla bills yo to put down the strippers g strings
gotta have my music, a weapon of some sort.. (just in case) and maybe some clothes, and a whole box of naughty stuff
ummm cell phone, cd player and cds, mp3 player, bathing suit, a jacket, a couple of dresses, and some comfy clothes
everything but the kitchen sink, then only use a quarter of it and bitch that i brought it all
bail money because Lisa will be there

5. Your bestest beyotch is crying...what do you do?

ask whos ass i need to tear up
tell her I'm here for her, and listen, and give advice when she's ready....
buy her some body shots off the hottest stripper in the club?
terrorize some poor unsuspecting boy until she laughs
make an ass out of yourself until she laughs
cry with her and hurt and trash the bastard that hurt her

6. What do you do if someone is in front of you while you're driving and they're going under the speed limit, and you're in a hurry?

you don't have a license
actually, it doesn't bother you at all, your usually texting while driving and swerving anyway
Oh you tailgate like a mofo then floor it and pass their ass, get in front of them and drive slow for a few then off you go into the wild blue yonder
yell motherfucker at them but try to stay calm and just keep driving
road rage
honk like a rabid goose, give them horrible gestures and blow by them the first chance i get, giving a dirty look as i go

7. How do you discipline your children?

talk to them, take away privileges, depending on what the crime was
spank them/time outs
depends on what they have done
you don't, your child rules the house
i beat his ass
you don't do it nearly enough

8. How much time do you spend on MyYearbook?

too much time
enough time to cause trouble and piss people off
way too fuckin much
you don't wanna think about that
not as much as you used to, about 10hrs a week
too fucking much
wayyyyyyy too much

9. If someone pisses you off...what is your favorite phrase to say to them?

suck the syrup off my twatwaffle
shut the fuck up fucktard
why don't you kiss my ass
hell with you
give them the ''look'' and say fuck off
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN FUCK!

10. Some idiot calls you a bitch...how do you reply?

fuck you and feed you fishsticks, asshole
ya damn right and dont you fuckin forget it you fuckin fuck
thank you
i hope you enjoyed that cause it's the last fucking thing you're ever gonna say
it hurts your feelings, but you pretend it doesn't and say, whatever
have you met my brother?

11. some tramp tries to hit on your man...what do you do?

your not worried about it, because how could he possibly notice anybody else
kill her with kindness and make her feel like shit for it
that doesn't happen, because my man is always trained not to look at any other bitches
you walk up and kiss him them punch her in the face before you get thrown outta the bar
walk up to her and tell her to keep her shit to herself or i will snap her arms like a twig
she better not try

12. Some whore sends your honey a one night stand, what do you do?

watch her, then wait for the right time to kill her with kindness and make her feel like shit for going for my man
assume that he led her on and kick his ass
I question it and then do some investigating of my own without his knowledge
investigate, add her to your friends, watch her closely, and call her a whore behind her back
laugh, cuz aint no woman woman enough to take my man
tell her well sweetie find someone else for your one night stand. Well honey that is unless you want to end up in the hospital

13. What do you do when your man sends you a gift as ''someone'' being too chickenshit to take credit for the gift?

threaten to kill him, and delete him if he does it again
ask him why he's embarrassed for anyone to know that he's sending me stuff
ask him if he has shame issues, and if he does, he can stick the gift up his ass
tell him to fuck off
tell him that you know he's being sneaky....and fuck off

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