1. Which phrase do you see as the most interesting?
The monkies rape the llamas here, hoorah, hoorah
(sung in the tune to ''the ants go marching 1 by 1...'')
I cant help drinkin beer. Its not that im addicted to it, its addicted to me!!!
Tofu Salad.....
in my pants!!!!!
: D
Boo!
Abligitty Blah Blah Blah!!!!
2. Your best friend is picking you to host their bacholer party. What do you pick as the main event?
You buy a pin the tail on the donkey game.
A set of lesbian strippers come in and eat cheesecake off of their...you know...
You bring in bozo the clown, who is really a dog in a cape that knows how to sniff out the people with the drugs. (yay, drugs!!)
3. The earth is being invaded by zombie monkies. Which reaction do you most likely have?
You keep staring at your wall. So what, they're not a threat to me. Its not like they can break down my veiwing wall.
You walk up to the smallest one and say, ''Awww, isnt it a cute wittle monkey!I think im gonna take you home, yes i am!!!''
You look at them and freak out. They're alien zombies for christ's sake!!
You walk up to whom you believe is the leader and shake his hand saying, ''welcome to earth. you are welcome to eat at any of our best deli bars!''
4. You get into a car wreck and you are stuck in between the two cars. Which approach do you take to save your own life?
You look for a trail of ants to send for help.
You yell and scream that you are in serious pain and agony, then laugh at the faces of the people around you.
You just kinda lay there. Hey, the paramedics will be there soon. Why waste my energy??
5. You find the picture of your best friend kissing a pigs ass What do you do with the picture?
You decide to post it all over your blogs for everyone to see, and even include a script at the bottom saying, ''this is what our country is turning into...''
You make a copy for yourself so that you can make more copies and hand them out to random people, then give the original back to your buddy.
You just sit and stare at it. Hell, you were there when it happened, whats so great about it now?
6. How boring would you rate this question? 10 being most boring.
-0
1,2, or 3
1-5
4, 5, or 6
7, 8, or 9
10
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