Insanity Test

I just feel so mixed up inside, like I'm a stranger in my own skin. It's like I don't even know what I'm thinking or feeling half the time.
Everything! I feel like the world is collapsing down around me. Everything I touch turns to complete chaos and I have no control over anything.
Well, I think it's pretty crazy that after a night out, I can't remember anything in the morning. For reals, people recount things that I did and I have absolutely no recollection of it at all.
I don't really know what's crazy about my life. That's why I'm taking this quiz, so you can tell me.
Oh I just get extremely anxious about everything around me. My room is a mess, my home work is never completely finished and I just feel like I'm juggling a million things at once.

There is just so much to do during this time of year. Between buying presents and attending holiday gatherings, as well as making a fest for friends and family, I just feel a bit harried.
The bells! The bells! Oh the freakin' bells! And the carolers! And the candy canes! And all the joyous frivolity! There is just so much that makes me crazy this time of year.
I don't know. I realize that this is a happy time of year and I want to enjoy myself, but just can't do it. I feel so uncomfortable plastering a big, fake smile on my face, like I always do, for friends and family.
The egg nog, baby! Three shots of that and I am out of my mind for the night.
I love this time of year! If anything I feel more sane during the holiday season.

I once had a total melt down in class. I started screaming at a teacher or student, just telling them all of the horrible things I'd been thinking and feeling for the past year. I felt really badly afterwards and went back to apologize for my insane behavior.
One! How could I find just one? Every day is a trip down insanity road. Whether it's my funky wardrobe or my exuberant self expression, everything I do seems to be regarded as crazy.
Hmmm...that's a tough question. Could I get back to you on that?
Well, I don't know if it's insane, but I did once allow my music and book collection to go completely out of order. It took me weeks to eventually correct.
I don't know if I can really remember any off hand. Does dancing on a bar with a traffic cone on your head count or could we just write that off as another drunken antic?

The way that people look at you when you just do absolutely anything. I know I'm not crazy one hundred percent of the time, so stop looking at me as if I am.
Staying silent about all the little things that irritate me really makes me crazy some times. I mean sometimes you just want to bust out and scream ''You're stupid, get over it!''
It's all the little details that constantly fall out of order that makes me crazy. I mean I work so hard to organize everything perfectly and there is just that one, minute aspect I accidentally overlooked.
Having to stay sober for at least 90 percent of my day drives me a little nuts. Sometimes I'm just so irritated all I can think about is when I can go get my next drink.
I'm not really sure there is one thing in my day that drives me crazy. I mostly just go with the flow.

I offer the guy another drink. I sort of know how it feels. I've actually been that person before.
I take off my clothes and join him. He's obviously making a statement and it's true, the world is unjust.
I turn away and try and go about my business. I have so much to do and this distraction has already disrupted my day.
I wouldn't know what to do. Does this type of thing really happen? It seems awfully crazy.
I look, but then quickly walk away and try to forget about it. Though some how I know I won't just forget, these types of incidences tend to stick with me for a while.