1. What do you think about sex?
Right here on the table! right here outside, right here anywhere!!
umm let me go home and get that thing i use to have sex with. . .
I want to save it for someone special
Give me a case of beer and im down 4 it
Say something sexy for me & maybe
How do i put on this condom?
2. What is 367 + 783 ?
thats easy!! 1,150
umm i think its uhh wait 1,150
haha i don't care!!
who gives a shit but if you really want to know let me pull out my calculator
umm 1 thousand something?
uhh lets see watcha 387 + 763 is 1,150 OH MY GOD THATS BACKWARDS!!
3. When a hot guy/girl sends all your stuff back and rejects you how do you feel?
it doesn't matter i already got a hotass wife/husband
i don't need girls right now
who cares i can get the mail man anyway
they don't mean it they will get over it they will come back
sad and i have to see why he did that
im use to it
4. wats ur favorite thing to do out of these things?
sing, dance, write poetry, hang out with the popular people.
get drunk, drink, smoke, have sex
have sex, play golf and have cook outs
go to bars, try to go on dates with people, hang out with my true friends, do childish things
sk8t board, vid games, eat sweets
read marraige books, counsel people, go to church, have friend gatherings, decorate and put things together
5. pick a word that best describes you
funny
airhead
horny
flirty
smart
single
6. out of all these jobs which one would you like to have?
a job in mexico where all the people are so freakin hott!
an interior desinger
a singer or writer
yard sales are just fine i don't need a job thank you
at a sports store
owning my own factory making millions of dollars selling stuff