1. You're walking home in the rain one night, when you see a girl your age get splashed by a passing car. What do you do?
Lead her to your house while giving her your coat, lend her some dry clothes, and let her stay the night... Ask if shes got any drugs on her. If she does, drag her back to yours and get high on drugs with her Jump in the big puddle next to her, so shes now soaked in even more! Laugh your ass off. Look at her, sigh, and carry on walking. while muttering. Then go back to thinking depressive about your day Skip down the road straight past her not even knowing she was there thinking how nothing can dampen your mood, not even the rain! What girl?
2. You're sleepily searching through the kitchen one morning for breakfast when you spot a cheese danish on the counter-top. Just then your Mom comes downstairs looking like she's had a restless night. Do you give her the danish?
Hell no! That's my danish biatch! Num, num, num...whaart? Of course, I hope it cheers her up. She should have gotten here first if she wanted it. Cheesy... Why eat? There is nothing to live for.
3. It's the first day of school again and you're looking through your closet for something to wear. What kind of impression do you want to make?
I just want to disappear. Like my really awesome self. That I've got the stash if you've got the cash. Don't mess with me. Fluffy bunny! Who cares what other people think, I know I'm golden.
4. One night when you come home your Mom and Dad ask to have a family ''meeting'' (ewww). They sit you down and ask you what you see yourself doing in the future. How do you respond?
''Future? Impossible...'' ''I don't know, I'll just hop around.'' ''Anything to get me away from you two!'' ''As long as I have love in my life, I'll be happy no matter what I do.'' ''Uhmm...big pimpin'?'' ''I'll be a self-made millionaire of course!''
5. You're on a blind date when your date asks you to name the best and worst qualities that you have. What do you answer?
Carrots/Poop *Sigh* Loving/Vulnerable Chill/Paranoid I have no faults! Death to all who do not see that I am the almighty!