1. It's 2pm on a Saturday, and you just woke up. What's the first thing you do?
Mrrrpop, bed...arg...yawn... I can has brakfust burger? Oh happy day! Mr. Sun come out and play! Bum scratchy times : ) RAAAAWEEERRRRRUPPPPP!!!
2. What 's your favorite munchie time meal?
Coffee...whipped cream...cinnamon...COFFEE! Wuzzat? Ohh! Is cheezeburger! Marshmallows. I like to play fuzzy bunny. One, two, free, fourph...in ma muth! Pop-tarts. Frosting and fruity goo and some kind of flaky nummies. People pie with a side of raspberry and marmalade filled crackers.
3. Your favorite outfit EVER is what?
Pj's, preferably with feet. Anyting fuzzy and warmph. My duck suit. I like to quack in it! Mon, I like da Rasta way of hemp. NAKED. NAKED. NAKED. FIRE.
4. What are your religious beliefs?
Dreaming is path to a world beyond our own. Uhmph...I can has Godd-burger? Oh! The sun beams send me messages! They say hello! One banana, two banana, three banana, cat. I AM GOD BiATCH.
5. When you're not watching TV or with friends, you're most like to being doing what?
Sleeeeeeeeeeping. I has bucket. You has none. You loze. Plotting my redemption plan, I'm sorry. Plotting the economic decline of shoe factories around the world once red bull gives us wings and we don't need to walk anymore. Eating the TV or my friends, or both.
6. How would you describe your cuteness?
Eyes slowly shutting...can't see mirror...can't see cute... I iz cute. Nuff sed. Oh, I'm like superfragalistic cute. Dancing penguins! I'm can get chill with cute. Cute's a good dude. Cute is as I does. I does cute.
7. If you were a chicken, what would you taste like?
Uhm, chicken? Dis is trik questun. I sayz cheezeburger. Delicious. Everything tastes like chicken, so I would taste like everything. Damn, I'm good. I'd like to buy a vowel.
8. Did you steal the cookie from the cookie jar?
You know it. I tought it cheezeburger. Swearz! There's a cookie jar? SHOW ME! Cookies should not be caged. C'est la cookie. C'est la vie. Yeah, you wanna go? Let's go!
9. It's that time again. Do you know where your Grandma is?
No, but I know where your Grandma is! Snap! Grandmaz is sweet lik browniez and round lik cheezeburger. I don't know! OMG. Where is she? She's in heaven with Sparky. Now Grandma has someone to lick her. Grandma is in my belly. You want to join?