1. You wake up in the middle of the night, to the sound of your child screaming. You go to their room to investigate, and find them covered in vomit... You:
A. Immediately try to console them, vomit be dammed, that's your baby, and they need your love.
B. Sigh. Go and get a towel to clean them up, then hug them.
C. Wake up? I slept right through the crying!
D. Were already in their room, watching them sleep. At the first sound of discomfort, you picked them up, and they actually threw up all over YOU.
2. Can you do more than one thing at a time, and retain your sanity?
A. Yes.
B. Sometimes.
C. Not if I want to get anything done right.
D. Are you kidding me? I'm doing like 15 things right now, and all for my child!
3. Are you able to put others needs above your own?
A. Yes. I couldn't live with myself, knowing I could help someone, and didn't.
B. Sometimes. It really depends on the situation.
C. Look, I am my own person, and I only need to worry about what makes ME happy, not anyone else.
The only thing I need is my child.
4. You have $10.00 left to your name until payday. Just enough to get those slippers your poor feet so desperately need. You and your child go to Target to pick them up, when they spot something that they REALLY want, conveniently also priced at $10.00. You:
A. Get it for them. Their happines is what you were put on the planet for.
B. Make a deal with them, where you can both get what you want, once you get paid next, and instead get some ice cream together.
C. Begrudgingly get them what they want. You wouldn't feel right if you didn't, but you resent them for it.
D. Get my slippers.
5. It's time for a night alone, FINALLY, with your spouse/significant other. Things begin to get ''heated'', and you're ''ready''. Just as you begin to let go, and enjoy a much needed moment, you hear crying in the other room. You:
A. What are you talking about hear it? I didn't hear anything. I was too busy with my spouse to ever hear THAT.
B. *sigh* Promise to be right back, and check to see why you hear crying.
C. Immediately stop what I am doing and run to my child's aid. They're crying and they need you.
D. KNEW this was going to happen. You just couldn't get a moment to yourself could you?