1. Alright, there's a new girl/guy in school. This person is amazing. He/she has really reached out and touched your dark soul. How do you show them that you like them?
I'll write a poem and dedicate it to him/her on my blog. That should be impressive.
I'll make them a mix tape...errr CD with songs that definitely state how I feel.
Oh man, I'll just go up there and start talking to him/her. I mean I'm cool enough. Who doesn't like someone as sensitive as an Emo?
Well, I did find this great ironic shirt at the Salvation Army-it has a water drop falling out of a faucet with a said face and thought bubble that says 'Please, save me'-I'll probably buy for him/her. It's only 50 cents anyway.
2. Your parents have told you you absolutely can not go out Friday night. Your Grandma Myrtle is in town and your family is all going out together for a nice dinner. What do you do?
I'm going to go online and write about how horrible my parents are to me. They don't understand anything that I'm going through. If they did, they wouldn't torture me by putting me in such close proximity to death (I mean, Grandma Myrtle is going to kick it any day and I just don't know what to do with that knowledge).
Whatever, it's one night that I have to miss going out. I might sulk at the table for a few minutes during dinner, just to keep up appearances of being angsty though.
Screw it! I'll sneak out of the house later. I HAVE to see Fugazi! It's their first tour since like 2002.
Dinner, you say?! Well I have the perfect outfit for that. I'll just scare the crap out of them with an inappropriate black outfit. Hopefully they'll be so shocked and appalled by the netted top and fingerless gloves, they won't make me go to dinner. Really!? They can't take me anywhere!
3. The kids at school are mean! I mean REALLY mean!!!! They're constantly picking on you for your clothes and your dyed black hair. What do you do?
Screw them! When I get home from school I lock myself in my room, turn up some Rites of Spring and just scream until I get everything out.
I post ugly pictures of them on my blog and write mean captions about each of their ugly ass faces!
I'll make a t-shirt that says 'Phuck Phashion' and laugh as they try to figure out that I'm commenting on their conformist fashion.
Whatever, I can ignore them. I know I'm cool. Just look at Chris Carrabba. I'm sure he was made fun of all the time when he was in high school. We're like two peas in a pod.
4. What is your favorite store in the mall?
I really only go to the mall to socialize. But really I hate it. The people are so mean. I usually end up going home early and blogging about what a terrible night I had the mall.
Well, I mean I sort of hate the mall, but if I HAVE to go, I'll check out the music store for a while. They'll occasionally have a good CD in their piles of crap.
Umm, I don't go to the mall, like EVER! It offends my sensibilities. If I'm going to go shopping, I centrally wouldn't chose a generic place like the mall.
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5. The person you were madly, deeply in love with just broke up with you. What do you do about it?
I'll dress all in black (nothing new) and go around telling people I'm mourning the death of my heart.
I'll write a lot of poetry about how depressed I am and then make a blog completely devoted to my broken heart poetry.
Oh geesh! That kind of sucks. I don't know, I might cut myself or something to try to deal with the pain.
I'll probably try to write a song about it.
6. You're starting to look at colleges. What is most important for you when judging the merit of a university?
If the town has a good music scene, of course!
Whatever, I'm not that concerned with the place. Just that people there are cool or whatever.
Oh I want a school with the best writing program in the world!
I want to go to a place that has an excellent design program.