1. You stop in your local 7-11 for a Slurpee to cool off. The cashier gives you $10 bucks extra when he hands you your change. He must have thought you gave him a $20 by mistake. You...
Fess up and give back the dough. It's not yours to keep. Keep it. What's $10 to them, anyway? And it's a lot to you. Take it with you, but drop it in the cup of the homeless man sitting outside the store. It should go to a better cause. Play it cool, but take your money and run. It's his fault he can't count!
2. Your best friend is getting ready to go out on a date with a guy/girl s/he's been crushing on forever. You're there for moral support and a coaching session over dinner before they head off the movies. But when s/he talks, you notice there's something green stuck between his/her teeth. You say...
Nothing, but you try to hint that there's a little somethin' somethin' in there by touching your own teeth. Nil, zilch, nada. It'll be funny when his/her date sees. ''Dude! You've got something nasty all up in your front teeth!'' Then you point and laugh. ''Hey, I think there's something in your teeth. Go like this'' and motion how to get it out.
3. 92... Sweet! You've never scored so high on an Algebra test before. All that studying must have actually paid off. Wait... it looks as if your teacher added up the deducted points wrong. It should really be an 86. You...
Consult her after class. Maybe she'll appreciate the honesty and let you keep the higher score. Besides, an 86 is a good mark, too. Call her over right away to show her the mistake. She really needs to be more careful! Decide not to bring it up to her. But feel really guilty about it for the rest of the semester. Zip your lips. The woman is a math teacher and she can't count? That's her problem not mine.
4. On your second date, this really cute guy/girl you've been dating surprises you with a home-cooked meal. So sweet! Only thing is, it tastes quite awful. You..
Spit it out and say, ''That's awful! What did you put in that?'' Kindly suggest s/he use less salt next time, but say it's delicious anyway. Try to choke it down, but you can't help but let the disgust show in your face. Eat every last bit of it. S/he did something really nice for you! You can suffer through one nasty dinner.
5. How many of the following have you done in the past month-- shoplifted, cheated on a test, snuck into a movie without a ticket, lied to your parents, friends, or bf/gf, played hooky?
Sigh. I lied to my friends and bf/gf about a couple different things. But only to save their feelings! I've done 'em all and I've done 'em more than once. None. Gasp! I would never do any of those things. Just a couple-- I only stole a pack of M & Ms and snuck into a movie theatre. It’s so expensive!