Which Canadian province or territory are you?

...go to a new vegan restaurant where you are served by a barefoot waiter.
...put on your blue jeans, find a bar that serves a decent rye and ginger and stagger home after closing.
...pile your friends in the back of your truck and head out for a bush party.
...can't decide where to go so you stay in and drink beer while reminiscing about old times.
... use your connections to get into the hottest jazz club where you order expensive wine and chat up the local celebrities.
...get merry in the hot tub and cool off making snow angels.

...dark rum and coke
...Crown and ginger
... an ice-cold Keith's
... a full bodied Cabernet
...a flaming sambuca (a crowd pleaser!)
...pure maple syrup
...Goldschlager

...anything with snow tires.
...an eco-friendly hybrid.
... a dependable pick-up
... whatever gets you where you're going
...a bicycle (it's not as if you have far to go)
...a snowmobile.
...a dory

...poutine, s'il vous plait.
...the seafood platter...extra lobster
..scrunchins
...california rolls
...(I want my) baby back, baby back, baby back ribs!
...scalloped potatoes
...fresh whole wheat bread
...caribou stew and bannock.

Liberal
Conservative
Green
Bloc Quebecois
New Democrats
I'm too young to vote.

...a dairy cow
... a caribou
... a talking bison
...a polar bear
...whatever I just ran over on the 401
... a moose

...caber tossing
...cross country skiing
...curling
...hockey
...ice fishing
...Scrabble

...anything that concludes with a wild romp in the sack
...the local pub for the daily special
...a romantic dinner followed by a moonlit stroll
...a kayak trip to a secluded beach for a picnic
...box seats at a hockey game and a tailgate party
...camping under the northern lights.

...drive by at 120km/h and figure he'll use his cell phone to call for help.
...stop and offer your cell phone so he can call for help.
...slow down and stare
...stop, pull your jack out, change the tire, and offer the stranger the shirt off your back.
...drive by shouting, ''this is your car's way of saving the environment!''

...bagpipes.
...down home fiddlin'.
...classic rock.
...chest-thumping, Vegas-worthy diva ballads.
...country & western.
...pretentious indy alt-rock that no-one knows but you (and the band).
...throat singing.
...can-can, can you do the can-can...

...the funky shop owned by your friends mom.
...the new mall. They just got the GAP!
...shop? I order from the Sears catalogue.
...whatever is closest and sells clothes
...the great designer consignment store down the street
...only the hottest stores. I love to follow the trends.