1. You're going out for your big karaoke debut. What do you wear?
A tight, lycra outfit that sticks to your curves. You want people checking you out while your singing on that mike.
A lot of bling. If you want to be the badest ass in the room you got to show them that you can flaunt it like the best of them.
Something that looks conservative at first, but has the ability to transform into something unexpectedly hot.
A vintage suit or dress. Classic always catches their attention.
2. Your song is announced. The entire place is watching you. How do you approach the mike?
You saunter up there, waving your hips and lettin' your ass do the talkin'.
You stride up to the mike with your chest puffed up and shootin' the audience the meanest glare you can muster. Let them know you're a tough guy.
You timidly bounce up to the mike. Your approach is not the thing that will make an impression.
You slide onto that stage with a confident gait. Once you've got that mike in hand, you crack a few jokes, so that everyone knows who owns the stage.
3. What do you want your song selection to say about you?
That I'm hot and I know it.
That I may not look like much right now, but I am going places.
That I have had heart break. I've shed my tears, but I'm strong and moving on.
That I am the coolest cat in the room.
4. You're done singing your song. What do you do?
Walk off the stage and immediately start getting hit on by everyone in the room.
Sign a big recording record, just like my song said I would.
Watch everyone's shocked expression. No one every expected a song like that from a person like me.
Saddle up to the bar and drink a dirty martini.
5. If you were to sing your song on American Idol, what would the judges say about you?
Well Simon would probably tell me that all I had to do was strut my sexy bod to win.
Randy would probably say ''yo, dog, I feel where you're coming from. I've been there. You're keepin it real.''
Simon would probably say ''you are the biggest surprise in the competition. You come out of no where with this amazing voice.''
Paula would probably say, ''you're just a classic.''
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