1. When breaking up the herb, what is your philosophy?
Meticulously picked through to remove any non-plant substances (seeds, stems, no matter how small.)
As long as it smokes, its all good.
De-seeded, with a consistent grind is the best.
Philosophy??? Damn, you're a pothead.
2. When purchasing weed, what do you look for?
I look for decent weighing sacks, never settling for schwag.
There's different kinds?
I buy in either quality, quantity, or both. I do not turn it down if its free though.
Anything that I can smoke, usually just a small amount.
3. How do you handle pipes?
Uh, by the handle?
With passion. I cant help but polish them when i see a spot, even if its not mine.
I pass them to the next person, what else?
With care, no pipe should ever break by my hand.
4. If offered the first hit, what should you do?
Corner it.
...take it?
Uh, what ^that^ person said.
If it's normal quality, hit it.
If its higher-grade, corner it to conserve green hits.
5. If someone says that they can outsmoke anyone/you, what do you say?
''You think so? When can we find out?''
''Ha ha ha, you're silly''
''Probably.''
Nothing and look away.
6. How often should you change the bong-water?
When it gets dirty.
As often as I need to.
When it smells dirty.
Wtf's a bong?
7. How should the grind of the weed be for rolling a joint/blunt?
Ground up i suppose.
Fine.
I dont roll them.
Enough to smoke smoothly.
8. How good are you at rolling joints/blunts?
I cant really roll / It takes a looong time.
I can roll a perfect joint/blunt in the middle of a mosh-pit at a death metal concert, if i really need to.
Good.
I already said, I dont roll.
9. Would you want a boy/girlfriend that smokes more weed than you?
That would be fucking awesome. Imagine saying ''Dude, even my b/g-friend can outsmoke you!''
Sure.
I dont really know, maybe.
No, it's unattractive.
10. Have you ever stolen a lighter?
Never! I'm not a thief.
Yeah, but I gave them back.
Yep. Many times. Sometimes you smoke a lot and forget. Never on purpose though.
Only a few times, but they didnt notice.
11. Ever made a smoking tool?
No.
I've thought about it.
Yeah, a few actually.
I've made more smoking tools than I have room for.
12. Ever fish-lip the pipe/joint/blunt/bong/etc?
I work against it, and if I do, I work to fix it.
I do it a lot, even though i dont really mean to.
I really try not to.
How do you fish lip something?
13. How many hits does it take to get you blazed (with average weed).
A bowl or two.
A few hits.
A Lot.
Maybe like, 2?
14. Are you a member of any online cannabis-related sites?
Yeah, one or two.
There's places for that? On the internet?
No, but I've visited a few.
Yes, and I'm pretty popular on them.
15. During a hot-box/smoke-out, when is a good time to open ventilation.
When I'm about to pass out.
Only when everything to be smoked has been smoked.
When the air is thick with smoke.
What's a hot-box, and why is there no ventilation?
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