1. When breaking up the herb, what is your philosophy?
Meticulously picked through to remove any non-plant substances (seeds, stems, no matter how small.)
As long as it smokes, its all good.
Its usually someone else's bud, so however they do it...
De-seeded, with a consistent grind is the best.
Philosophy??? Damn, you're a pothead.
Well, I usually just smoke the stuff, I dont know.
2. When purchasing weed, what do you look for?
I look for color and smell, because those are never decieving.
I look for decent weighing sacks, never settling for schwag.
There's different kinds?
I buy in either quality, quantity, or both. I do not turn it down if its free though.
I leave that to the other people.
Anything that I can smoke, usually just a small amount.
3. How do you handle pipes?
What, like PVC?
With passion. I cant help but polish them when i see a spot, even if its not mine.
With care, no pipe should ever break by my hand. By my lap, however, is another story...
I pass it to the next person, what else?
By the handle i guess?
4. If offered the first hit, what should you do?
Corner it.
If it's normal quality, hit it.
If its higher-grade, corner it to conserve green hits.
...take it?
Burn it, thats what its made for right?
Uh, what ^that^ person said.
Be excited. I never get greens.
5. If someone says that they can outsmoke anyone/you, what do you say?
''You think so? When can we find out?''
''Ha ha, silly...''
''Probably.''
Nothing and look away.
''No one can ever out smoke me,'' then go on to tell stories of previous tries.
''Well, if you supply the smoke, I'm down to see.''
6. How often should you change the bong-water?
When it gets dirty.
When I feel like it needs to be changed.
As often as I need to.
My friends are the ones with that kind of thing.
Wtf's a bong?
When it smells.
7. How should the grind of the weed be for rolling a joint/blunt?
Ground up i suppose.
I dont roll them.
I usually dont have the bud, but when I do, I just break it up, nothing special.
Enough to smoke smoothly.
I dont care, just roll the damn thing.
Fine.
8. How good are you at rolling joints/blunts?
I cant really roll / It takes a looong time.
Depends on how they broke up the weed.
I can roll a perfect joint/blunt in the middle of a mosh-pit at a death metal concert, if i really need to.
Good.
I can roll anything, but they usually have a defect for some reason. Not my fault though.
I already said, I dont roll.
9. Would you want a significant other that smokes more weed than you? (maybe even out smoke you)
Sure.
If they buy the pot, I'm set and happy.
I dont really know, maybe.
No, it's unattractive.
Nobody can smoke more than me. One time, I had this chick/dude, (insert story here)...
That would be fucking awesome. Imagine saying ''Dude, even my b/g-friend can outsmoke you!''
10. Have you ever stolen a lighter?
Never! I'm not a thief.
Yeah, but I gave them back.
Yeah, I needed one to smoke the bowl my homie hooked me up with.
Only a few times, but they didnt notice.
Yeah, the burnt ass didn't even notice.
Yep. Many times. Sometimes you smoke a lot and just put it in your pocket. Never on purpose though.
11. Ever made a smoking tool?
No.
Yeah, a few actually.
I've thought about it.
Yeah, like this one time, I had this one trophy I cut up and made into a bong, it was huge. It could mess everyone up. Its name was champ...
I've made more smoking tools than I have room for.
12. Ever fish-lip the pipe/joint/blunt/bong/etc?
Yeah, and they cut me off.
I work against it, and if I do, I work to fix it.
I really try not to.
How do you fish lip something?
Yeah, so what?
I do it a lot, even though i dont really mean to.
13. How many hits does it take to get you blazed, (with average weed).
A bowl or two.
A Lot.
I just smoke whatever I can get, you know?
A few hits.
I just get pretty high, I haven't been ''blazed'' since this one concert I went to...
Maybe like, 2?
14. Are you a member of any online cannabis-related sites?
There's places for that? On the internet?
No, but I've visited a few.
Not a member, I just browse, looking for people to smoke with me.
Yeah, and I'm pretty popular on them.
Yeah, none of them know whats up though.
Yeah, one or two.
15. During a hot-box/smoke-out, when is a good time to open ventilation.
When the air is thick with smoke.
When I feel like it.
What's a hot-box, and why is there no ventilation?
Whenever the driver says so.
Only when everything to be smoked has been smoked.
When I'm about to pass out.
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