What body part are you?

A comfortable life- less frills and less stress.
Acquiring a large pile of material possessions / treasure.
Love, acceptance and a whole bucket of sex.
Survival.
Helping others.
DOOM.
Both 1, 3 and 5.
None of the above, excluding 7.

Nothing but hard work- elbow grease squirting all over the place.
Floating on the old loser log down the river, the life river.
Paying off the right people / religious figure / organized crime pimp lord.
Giving it my best- cream this sweet has got to rise to the top.
One word- fellatio.
Both 1 and 5.
Witchcraft with a sprinkle of fellatio.
None of the above.

Working.
Playing.
Slouched over staring at something. Chips may be involved.
Hobbies (ie- nerding it up).
Throwing things around.
Fellatio.
Shoving fistfulls of food into the old pie compactor.
Helping others.
Both 8 and 6.

Walrus.
Duckling and/or baby goose.
Pilot fish.
Red flested squating piper.
Mythical beast.
Sea cow.
Both 1 and 2.
All of the above and/or a lion.
None of the above, except maybe the lion one.

1.5.
15.
73.
3.
901.
24.
.01.
5.