MEN: How well do you know women?

This one is for the men out there who think they "know" women. I'm here to prove you wrong. Many have taken this test, few have passed. You will be graded according to your experience and education with women. Questions include everything from women psychology to sex. Good luck.
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1. When a woman says "no, I'm fine", what does that mean?

Fuck you, go away
It means what it says...I'm fine.
Give me some space, I'm pissed.
I'm not fine, but I will be if you kiss up to me for a while.

2. Okay boys...the age-old question...where is the clitoris?

Its inside the vagina, duh
Somewhere around the outside, I think...
Next to the pituitary gland, of course
Snuggled cozy inside the outer lips of the vulva
I know its above the vagina, but I can't be sure where

3. When a woman asks you "do I look okay?" how do you respond?

You tell her the truth...if she looks nasty, tell her so!
You ALWAYS tell her she is the most beautiful girl in the world...it can't hurt to stroke her ego
You tell her she looks like crap...but you're only teasing her. Its funny, right?
Offer helpful advice if its needed, but only when reinforcing that she is gorgeous no matter what.

4. How many pads/tampons does a woman go through every period?

0-10
10-15
15-25
25-35
35-50

5. When you ask your girlfriend "whats wrong?" and she says "nothing" with a little sigh, what does this mean?

What am I? A freakin mind-reader? Nothing means nothing, duh
It means nothing...seriously
It means fuck off
It means "I'm not ready to talk, so don't ask me again"
It means "Theres something wrong, but if you coax it out of me I'll probably open up to you".

6. You are going to perform oral sex on your lady friend...no, don't argue with me, you're going to! Where do you start lickin'?

Near the vagina, of course
Form a snail-trail of saliva starting at the ass to the clit
Gently caress the clitoris with slow strokes of your deliciously wet tongue
Booty, booty booty, hurray!

7. Last one, boys, better make this one count! Tell me the quickest way to make a woman orgasm...

Clit and G-Spot stimulation at the same time
In the booty, hurray!
Oral sex, just tongue, no fingers
Switching from tongue to fingers
My dick, duh.

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