1. You make your guy swear he'll see the new James Bond with you. But then he goes with a bunch of his friends instead.
You're so mad, you get into a shouting match and don't return his calls for two days.
You're a little annoyed he didn't tell you, so you make him take you again. And pay for the tix and popcorn.
You shrug, and go see it with a bunch of your friends.
2. So your BF is failing calculus, and his parents got him a tutor...who's a totally hot blonde! You:
You volunteer your tutoring services. You don't know calculus from Cambodia, but you can't stand the idea of your boy with another girl.
''Drop by'' during one or two study sessions, to make sure the tutor knows your man is taken.
Say, ''Wonderful, now you won't fail!''
3. You and your BFF have a standing girls' night out, with movies, pizza and dishing about guys. But tonight she cancels on you because she got invited to a senior's birthday bash, and he is to-die-for-cute! You:
Throw a fit that she'd dump you like this, and declare that if you don't see her in ten minutes, you'll never speak to her again.
Make her swear to call you the second the party's over, and spend the evening watching 80's chick flicks and eating ice cream from the carton.
Tell her to have a great time and call someone else to come over.
4. Your little brother just won a really prestigious award at school. You:
Find the most embarressing baby pictures you can find and send them all to his crush. That should let some air out of his balloon.
Congradulate him, and muttler under your breath about your award for best attendence.
Throw him a party complete with a home made cake. You're so proud of him!
5. When you see someone younger than you turned superstar overnight, your first response is:
I don't even want to hear their name. They are anathema! Rawr!
See, if that person of dubious looks/talent can do it, so can I!
Go them! That's awesome they acheived their dreams so soon.