1. What do you want most for Christmas?
A night off.
World peace and good will toward men. Like that's gonna happen.
A fat sack of money.
Gee golly, that sure is a tough question!
2. Are you going anywhere for Christmas this year?
Yeah....same as every year...
Nah, I think I'll stay put this year.
I've got plenty of invitations. Don't these people have jobs?!
The parties, the people, the joy! It's all so happy!
3. Sum up the Christmas season in one word:
Exhausting.
Over-rated.
Expensive
Happy!
4. If you could put anything you wanted on your Christmas cards, what would you write?
The next kid who asks for a Wii has to clean out the reindeer stables.
Life's a b**** and then you die. And then you come back.
Merry Christmas! Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer? If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
Actually, I think that was last year's card.
Have a Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Christmas!!!!!!
The printer usually cuts me off after six 'Happy's.
5. What's your favorite holiday tradition?
The part where it's over.
Midnight mass.
Saying no to people.
All of them!!!!!!
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