How stupid are you?

See how stupid you really are. Suprise your friends with the results (or confirm their suspicions).
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1. What is the capital of Washington?
Seattle
Olympia
Washington D.C.
W
I don't know

2. How would you make change for a twenty?
Cash? I only use credit cards.
One twenty dollar bills
Um ... Pass?
Twenty one dollar bills
Two Ten dollar bills

3. A man just broke into your house and points a gun at your face. What is the first thing you do?
Scream
Put your hands up
Ask if you can go to the bathroom?
Try to bribe him to go away
Laugh and ask him where the hidden cameras are

4. Who is the prime minister of England?
Winston Churchill
The Queen
The pope
Prince Charles
Tony Blair

5. What would your epitaph on your grave say? [Pssst- An epitaph is the thing on your grave that says stuff about you]
Born, Lived, Died
Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later
He/She will be missed dearly
If only that scratch-and-sniff hadn't sunk to the bottom of the pool.
R.I.P.

6. You're almost there: Which of the following events would most likely happen to you?
You wake up to an empty house. EVERYTHING has been stolen.
You wake up in a hospital and find that one arm has been amputated. You have no recollection of the past three years of your life.
You wake up next to a complete stranger.
You wake up at about 10:30 p.m. and you are late for an appointment.
You wake up and you find you have broken a nail. Ten minutes later, the police arrest you for disturbing the peace.

7. Finally: How stupid do you think you are?
Oh I'm not stupid at all, just misunderstood.
Eh, so-so
I have my moments, a couple of times a day
Just average amount of stupidity, I guess.
Somewhere between rodent and Bill Clinton.
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