1. Do you have a favorite color?
No.
Yes.
You bet, and it's damn unique too.
Green!
2. Why are you taking this quiz?
Crushing boredom.
Just regular boredom.
Because I don't know who I am...?
I'm not taking it, I'm writing it! Aha!
3. Why did you just say 'Aha!'?
I try not to use exclamations, they draw too much attention.
I didn't say 'Aha'.
It wasn't me, it was you!
Because 'aha,' in this case, means, 'Look how charmingly meta I'm being in my super internet quiz!'
4. If you weren't taking this, what would you be doing?
Being bored. Or staring, staring's good.
Taking another quiz.
Being a super hero!
Spinning.
5. Won't you get dizzy?
Only if I hold my breath, and I'm not that bored yet.
Internet quizzes make you dizzy?
Oh no, it's my arch nemesis, Doktor Sub-Dizz-Mo-Man! He has such a terrifying name!
I'm a ballerina, we don't have inner ears. Just steel wool.
6. Got any pets?
Joseph, my tarantula of darkness. He's lost.
A dog. Or a cat. Sort of like dog-cat. Dat. Or Cog.
My sidekick, Geoff the Wonder Lemur! He robs banks.
Yes. Especially non-dinner ones.
7. This is the end of the quiz! Better find something else to do.
Staring commencing.....now.
The internet breeds quizzes like millet breeds mice!
Come, Geoff, away! ::whoosh::
Look at me, I'm a dreidal!
