1. NAME ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YERSELF!
UM, SANFORD AND SON!
PRETTY LAID BACK I GUESS, WAIT! IS THAT ONE WORD?
DARING
ALMIGHTY
A TOTAL LOSER!!!
TWINKY!!! YAY!!!!
O-RIGHT!!!
I'M BLACK
COP!!!
EVIL
UNDERCOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
GARRR!!!!!
PREGNANT
EL FABULOSO!
CHICK MAGNET, BABY, YEAH!!!
2. ARE YOU BOY OR GIRL?
BOY
BOY
BOY
GAY BOY
WOMAN
GIRL
BOY!!!
AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
BOTH!!!
I'M AN ALIEN!!!
DUDE, MAN!!!! YEAH!!!
BOY
MAN, MAN!!!
MAN
BOY
3. YOU GET ONE WISH!!! WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I WISH I HAD A BUTTON ON THE REMOTE THAT MADE THE TV TURN INTO A ROCK!!! WITH WINGS!!!
I WISH ANYBODY AROUND ME WOULD GET A BRAIN!
I WISH HE WOULD THINK OF ME FOR ONCE!!!
I WISH I HAD A GUN!!!
I WISH I HAD FRIENDS!!!
I WISH I COULD CHANGE ROOMS!
I WISH I HAD ANOTHER WOMAN!
I WISH I HAD A WISH!
I WISH I COULD WALK!!!
I WISH THESE PEOPLE WOULD SHUT UP!!!
I WISH THAT MOBY DICK WOULD STOP SPYING ON ME!!! I SEE YOU MOBY!!! OR DO I?
GARRR!!!!!
I WISH THIS FREAKING BABY WOULD FINALLY COME OUT!!!
I WISH I HAD A MAN!
I WISH I WERE A SUPERHERO!!!
4. WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
I AM DEFINITELY NOT A SHEEP! WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN? OH, IM FAT!
UM, I WALK ON TWO LEGS
I'M BEAUTIFUL!
MY HEAD IS KIND OF BIG, BUT WHO REALLY CARES?
I'M UGLY!!!
I'M A MONSTER!!!
I GOT A PRETTY BIG CHIN!
I'M BLACK! NEED I REMIND YOU?
SHUT UP! ARE YOU BLIND, MAN?
I'M AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL! WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!?!? I'M FREAKING SMALLER THAN A STICK!!!
I HAVE SIX TOES ON MY LEFT FOOT! AND IT TALKS TO ME!
WAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!
I'M PRETTY!
I AM EL TERRIFFICO!
I HAVE LAZER EYETH AND I'M SIX FEET TALL AND BUFF, MAN! I WISH....
5. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
FREAKING SWEET!
WOW!
OH, MY!
PETER!!!! QUIT EATING THE PHONE!!!
VICTORY IS MINE!!!
OMG!!!
AWESOME, DUDE!
GIGITYGIGITYGIGITYGOO!!
THAT'S JUST NASTY!
LET'S ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BOO
LET'S EAT THIS PUPPY!
GERRRRRR!!!!
HMMMMMM
AHA!!!
PRECIOUTH!