1. Hi!
Hello.
Oh. You are there, where I didn't see that you were before. I'll say hi to you now.
Did you say 'hi; but actually mean to say 'high'? Because if you did you should really watch those Freudian slips, they'll kill you.
As a kite, thank you!
2. What's your favorite class in school?
English Lit, not to be confused with English Lite, as everyone around here seems to speak it.
Math or Comp. Sci.
My school is atrociously lacking in 'class' as such. Lots of 'ass' though.
Theater Tech. I act up and get good grades for it!
3. What do you do in your spare time?
I sit in smoky cafes drinking espressos, reading The Financial Times, and making cuttingly incisive remarks to no one in particular.
Write fan fiction.
I'm an 'assasination enthusiest,' if you know what I mean.
I have perfected the exquisite art of the prank call.
4. What's your favorite genre of movie?
Black and white classics.
Explosions and special effects. That's a genre, right?
Winding experimental films that do the exact opposite of what you expect them to do.
Slapstick comedy, like The Marx Brothers or Laurel and Hardy
5. If your life was going to be a movie, and you could cast anyone as you, who would you pick?
Orson Welles or Joseph Cotton or Lauren Bacall
Harrison Ford or Mark Hamil or Natalie Portman
Nicholas Cage or Jim Carrey or Kate Winslett
Gene Wilder or Carey Elwes or Madeline Kahn or Terri Garr
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