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What Urban Legend Are You?

The closest thing to honest-to-God American folklore. Find out which one you are!
Created by MsMoly | Views (151354)
1. With all the HORRORS and TERRIBLE DANGERS in the world, what scares you MOST??!!!
Dangerous minorities.
People taking advantage of me when I least expect it.
The Undead!!!!
People thinking I'm gay
SOMETHING HURTING MY BABY!!!

2. If you were absolute ruler of the world for a day, what would be your first proclamation?
No candy or anything dangerous for any children EVER! They have to live in small padded boxes until the age of 21!!!
Everyone converts to Christianity! And becomes white!!!
I get 6 bagillion body guards to protect my precious bodily fluids.
I'm going to Disneyland!
We're going to invent some penile enchancement that actually works, damnit!

3. What do you do (or would like to do) for a living?
Teacher
Reporter
Doctor
Actor
Porn Star

4. Out of all your achievements, what are you most proud of?
My platinum blonde barely legal trophy wife.
Personally banning Toni Morrison and John Steinbeck from the local library. Nobel Prize my large purple fanny!
My children are my greatest accomplishment.
My multi-million dollar company that will rule the world even after I'm dead!
That I've lived this long with all my bits intact!

5. What do YOU do at your job when you should be working?
Write chain letters about the PERILS OF MODERN SOCIETY!
Count my freckles. There could be new ones!
Plot my rise to power.
Chat up the LAYDAYS, OH YEAH!
Call home and check on my PRECIOUS DARLINGS!
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