1. What do you mainly use the internet for?
email, so I can be in contact with my loved ones! Everything! I buy things, talk to friends, etcetera. I use it to meet new people. You know... wink, wink
2. You got an email from an unfamiliar source!
How about YOU check it out. It may have some nice surprises inside. eww! To the trash with you, mystery email! You can only know once you look to see what's inside! It's probably spam. Trash it. I don't get emails from unfamiliar sources...
3. Your computer...
Is a virtual tank. Firewalls, filters, adblockers, malware destroyers and defenses galore! runs on windows? has a few programs and defenses to keep everybody else out. Is wanted by the FBI for evidence against me and probably a few of my customers...
4. Username and password?
Ha. Funny. Are sacred, but I trust my friends. Very useful. Verrrrry useful. Everyone should know them! Also, they're the same.
5. In an online chat room you and someone else really, really hit it off. He wants to have more contact with you like photos or maybe meeting you...
BLOCK! Agree absolutely! IT'S TRUE LOVE! Decline kindly and watch for any suspicious activity, but still talk to him. Go forward according to plan.
6. CONGRADULATIONS! You've won some grand prize and all you have to do is give some information.
No, YOU won a grand prize! Sure! I can't wait to spend/ride/drive it! just trash, they're never honest anyway. but maybe next time... possibly harmful, good thing it was quarantined first! And god no, no info for them!
7. How many times have you had internet-related computer problems?
rarely. sometimes... HAD internet related problems? Well I guess once in awhile... Oh god all the time! It's not fair!