1. Word is out that the Mayan calendar ends on December 12, 2012. Many believe that this is because the world is going to end on this day, and that the Mayan people prophesized this. What do you believe?
Our technology is far superior to some ancient tablature. What crud.
12/12/12, eh? Hmm... If this happens, that’d be a pretty awesome day to go.
The Mayan people were obviously wrong; they died long before their calendar ended. Obviously they couldn’t get their numbers straight.
The Mayan people are going to come back from the dead and kill us all!
No, I don’t think that’s true. There’s no science behind it.
2. Name one thing that ticked you off today:
The milk was bad this morning, so I couldn’t eat my cereal.
Nothing ticked me off. I’ve had a perfectly nice day so far.
Some bozo bumped into me while I was walking down the street and didn’t even apologize.
My favorite pair of jeans shrunk in the dryer. Now they’re not skinny jeans, they’re skeletor jeans.
I had a fight with my friend. I hate drama.
3. Do you believe that there’s life on other planets that could someday harm us?
I’m more worried about the life on this planet that’s going to harm us.
Yes, I think that’s entirely possible. In fact, I’m waiting for that day to happen.
No, I don’t believe in that. We’re the only intelligent life out there (outside of the possibility of God).
Yes, but I think they’re already here. They’re living among us!
No. I think they’re smart enough to know that we’ll do ourselves in eventually.
4. You’re at your favorite clothing store perusing the new t-shirt selection. Which of the following tees sounds like something you’d wear?
A t-shirt with a bunch of Star Wars characters on it.
A t-shirt with my political affiliation on it -- represent!
A t-shirt with a picture of a MoonPie and a chomp mark. Yum.
A t-shirt with a robot holding a bunch of wires in place of a heart.
A t-shirt with clouds on it and a picture of the spaghetti monster.
5. When you were a child and looked up at the sky, what would you imagine?
That all the clouds were in the shapes of bunnies and dinosaurs.
I wouldn’t imagine anything. I’d simply sigh taking in the overwhelming beauty of it all.
I’d picture another kid just like me on the other side of the world looking up at the same sky.
Aliens. Lots of them! Green and pink and polka-dotted ones coming to get me!
I’d imagine what it was like to be a star looking back down at me.
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