1. Your waiting for your order in McDonalds, and when they give you your McValue fries, its not hot enough. You:
Yell TAKE THIS COLD SHIT BACK AND GIMME SOME HOT ONES BEEZY !
Nu-uh homegirl gimme some better fries
Oh no, I can't eat no cold fries, could you heat em up?
Snap your fingers in a Z and throw the fries at the worker.
You throw the fries away and go to burger king.
2. As your walking out of the beauty supply, you check your receipt and notice that they charged you an extra 25 cents for your weave. You:
You keep walking, oh well its just a quarter.
Open the cash register to get the quarter, and when the clerk tries to stop you, you bang her head on the counter and take an extra quarter.
Go back and tell her the mistake, but then tell her to keep it, so she thinks your rich.
Nu uh girl gimme my quarter.
Gimme my quarter beeotch, 'for I shank yo ass !
3. You see a fine guy walk by, you:
Say damn boy you lookin' good !
Run up and grab his ass.
Smile shyly when he looks over at you.
Mmmmm hmmm
When he looks over at you, smile and wave like you the shit.