1. Do you live in the ghetto?
Shit, I run my fuckin' hood!
Isn't the ghetto kind of scary?
I live there... but I don't come out much.
Yeah, I grew up in tha hood.
2. What race are you?
Redneck
Black
Hispanic
Albino
3. What's your transportation?
A cadillac with da tints, TV's, rims spinnin', sittin' on 24'z.
A skateboard
A bike
My feet
A red corvette
4. When someone tries to bully you or provoke you to fight, how do you react?
I run like a bitch.
I pull out my blade and cut tha mothafucka!
I 22 wit da clip and blow they back away!
I throw my fists up to slapbox..but usually end up gettin my ass whooped.
I scream for help.
5. If you can't answer this question then you really don't need to be in any hood. What does N.W.A. stand for?
Not Welcome Anywhere
Niggas, Whites, Asians
Niggaz Wit Attitude
Nice Whites in America
Niggaz Wit Ass
6. Do you sit outside on the car and eat you food?
Why the hell, when I have a table in my house!?
Sometimes..and sometimes I sit on the living room floor and eat.
Sometimes I do...and if Im not sittin' on the car, I go across the street, or eat on the porch.
.......Im high right now...repeat that question
7. Do you put hot sauce on mostly everything you eat?
I hate hot sauce!
I put hot sauce on every damn thang I eat.
No. Hot sauce is only required for cold stuff.
8. Last but not least, define niggaritis.
Niggaritis?...is that some kind of disease that only black people catch?
Niggaritis is when you feel lazy after you done had a homecooked meal.
Niggaritis is when you get political on a brotha..like the black panthers..yeah dats it.
Screw you, just give me my results!
