What Comedian are you?

Hang out at the BK Lounge
Have a big bowl of raw red meat and run over bicyclists in the sidewalks of NYC.
boggle your mind spastically to yourself.
Go to central L.A and see what's going down with everyone and what they think of other people.
Read the newspapers and gawk at how bad this Government really is.
Hang out at the studio, and laugh at anything Tucker Carlson says or does.

Grey
Red
Green
Blue
Black
Yellow

''Yea, and that's why you my friend at a MORON.''
''Is it me or are people really this stupid? White people and their Tribal Band tattoos, African americans and their drive-bys, and beaners at the home depot.''
''You know what we are going to do today? We are going to have an adventure. We are going to do a B&E then after that, we're going to hang out at the BK lounge and why? Cause I said so ha ha ha ha.''
''What in the hell is wrong with life? It sucks and people need to get a GRASP OF THAT.''
*shaking head* ''You have got to be kidding me right? Soy Milk? It's not Milk, it's Soy Juice.''
''That is what's wrong with this country. People are lazy, fat, and runing the environment.''

Well back in the day..which was a wednesday by the way, just a fun fact.
a Nice Roundtable Debate
Reporting with your correspondents about the daily news
Getting rid of your migrane after yelling about how messed up things are.
Going to West Hollywood to get the lowdown on 'gaydar'
Eating Raw Red Meat and drinking your coffee flavored coffee.

Accepted
Waiting..
Big Daddy
Movie..I have my own show on Comedy Central
Any movies with strong political Values.
The Ref