1. You're 9 months pregnant, and due very soon. Your best friend is throwing you a baby shower. What is the theme and who is invited?
Just a simple ''Stork'' theme with pink or blue, and a few friends and family members to welcome baby right!
Baby animals... lambs, duckies, puppies, teddy bears. Anything that represents how cute my baby is! And I've invited all of my friends and family.
I want a very Cosmo baby shower... and no pink or blue. I want to have faux martinis and the hottest music playing... and only my friends and people I know from school or work. A party is a party, right? And I am not having my family there to embarrass me... no silly bow bonnets on my head.
I heard that Brad and Angie had an international theme for their shower, so I want to do something like that. And I've already registered at Look Who's Talking! They have the cutest baby graphic tee's! Of course my best friends are invited! I can't wait to play some cool shower games I found!
A traditional shower, with pink for a girl or blue for a boy. Only close friends and family. And I have a list of all the things they can buy me. I already know what I want for my baby.
Why should I have a shower? I'm just ready to get this thing out of me.
The biggest, pinkest (or bluest), Disney character themed party ever! I want everybody I know there! And I've registered at Carter's, Target, Babies R Us, Baby Depot, and Children's Place!
2. It's a boy! What did you name him?
Something nice and masculine, like Luke. A good name, but a name he can be proud of.
Something just as cute as him, like Charlie. He is the absolute cutest thing ever, so he should have a cute name.
Something cool like Gunnar. My son will be a little heartbreaker one day.
The most popular names last year were Aiden, Braden, Kaden, Ethan, and Caleb. Something like that would be so cute.
A good strong name like William. Cute names are fun, but he has to live with this name for the rest of his life. CEOs aren't named Aiden.
Ugh... names. I haven't thought of any yet. Maybe I'll just name him Jack...
OMG he looks so cute, like a Jaden or a Noah! Something really cute like that!
3. It's a girl! What did you name her?
I've always loved feminine names for girls. Lilly or something like that.
A really sweet, cute name like Zoe or Ava.
Something cool like Aaliyah. She was one of my favorite singers, anyway.
I love the boy/girl names for girls. Something like Devan or Cameron.
Something that will one day describe her strength as a woman, like Grace.
This again? Um... I like Jessica Alba, so name her Jessica.
Wouldn't she be cute with a name like Isabella?
4. Imagine you just found out you're pregnant today. What's the first thing you do?
Call my mother and tell her the good news! She'll be so happy.
Call everybody! I'm having a little bambino of my own! Awww!
Hmm... I'm pregnant. Guess I better cancel that trip to Cancun I had planned this summer...
Start my belly-log. I saw it on the net once. It's where you take a picture of your belly every day until you give birth. How cool will that be to look back on?
Sit down and talk to my significant other about my plans for this pregnancy and this baby. If we're going to have a baby, we have to do this right.
....... I'm pregnant? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm so excited! I want to go to the Babies R Us right now and start buying clothes and cribs and bottles and pacifiers and things!!! But I guess I better start by telling my family.
5. Your child is 10 years old. There is a Holiday play at school, and your child is playing a snowflake. They need help putting a costume together. What do you do?
Head over to the craft store and buy some sequins. It's time to get started on the best snowflake costume you ever made!
You need lace! And feathers! And... what else is white and fluffy like snow????
I'll buy them all the stuff they need, but they're going to have to do it themself. I've got things to do already.
I know a website that probably has a good snowflake costume. We can glue sequins on it and say we made it.
We make a plan, then buy the right materials, and I assist them in making an attractive and effective snowflake costume. They have to learn that the best product comes from hard work.
Ugh... -dials phone- ''Mooom... they need to make a thing for the thing at school....''
I'll make them and all the other little snowflakes a wonderful costume! And I'll bake a fresh batch of snowflake shaped cookies for after the performance! How cute will that be?
6. Your 8-year-old son throws a baseball through the neighbor's window. The neighbor shows up at your front door with the baseball in one hand, and your son in the other. What do you do?
I apologize to the neighbor, and then talk to my son about being more careful when he's playing sports around people's homes. And to be fair, I tell him no baseball for a while.
Oh, boys will be boys. I kindly apologize to the neighbor and send my son back outside to play. It's not like he did it on purpose.
I'm not at home, I'm out somewhere. The neighbor will just have to leave me a note or something. I'll scold the boy later.
I apologize to the neighbor, then take my son inside and show him how to play baseball on the Wii. That way he doesn't break any more windows... I hope.
I apologize to the neighbor, then take my son's outdoor privilages for a week, and send him straight to his room. I'm tired of paying for new windows!
Why should I care if he broke the window? That's not my problem. I'd just send him back outside so he'd be out of my hair...
I'd tell the neighbor off, then bring my son inside for some milk and cookies. He's just a boy, it's not like he singled the neighbor out to break that window. How dare they try to scold my baby. He's such a sweet kid.
7. Your daughter has been begging you to go to the Hannah Montana concert for weeks. It's expensive! What's your solution.
I'd explain to her that Hannah just isn't in our budget this time, but promise to take her to see it on the big screen when it comes out in theatres.
I'd try my best to get tickets. If I call the radio station enough, maybe I can win some front row seats for her. If I still can't get tickets, I'll let her throw her own Hannah Montana party the night of the concert, for her and all her other Hannah-less friends.
Hannah Montana? I already spent my money on Green Day or Beyonce tickets. Oh, I'll buy her a Hannah DVD or something....
Way ahead of her. I ordered her two tickets online months ago. She and a friend will be in there! In the nose bleed sections, though... I just don't have $1000 for this concert.
I sternly tell her no, and that's final. That Hannah Montana nonsense is breaking my bank account. Hannah DVDs, Hannah CDs, Hannah things for the room. She can watch Hannah on the Disney Channel, but we are NOT going to that concert.
What does she want THIS TIME!! Ugh...
I've already paid the thousand dollars for front row seats! My baby wants Hannah, my baby gets Hannah! I don't care if we can't afford it!
8. Your child's father wants to have a bonding weekend with them. He asks for this weekend, but this is the weekend of your Family Reunion. What do you decide?
I let him have his bonding time, but tell him to make sure the child gets to come to some of the family reunion events. It's important for the child to know both sides of their family.
I tell him no, because I need my baby with me this weekend. He can take them next week.
Sure, it's his baby too. And hey, I was kind of planning to skip out on the reunion myself...
I agree to it, and ask to go along too. I know of a really cool new amusement park where we can have fun as a family. Family reunions are kind of boring anyway.
Tell him no. This is very important to my family, and the child already has a part in the festivities this weekend. This is a family tradition, and I want to keep it.
Sure... whatever. He can take the baby... Who cares? I wish he'd take the baby more often.
I invite him to the reunion. Maybe he'll enjoy seeing our little baby join in the little song and dance the kids put on every year!
9. Your child is all grown up and is graduating from high school today. What does he or she say to you?
''Thanks for always being there, Mom. You're the best!''
''I'm going to miss you next year, Mommy!''
''Mom, I just wanted to let you know how much I... Mom? Hang up the phone, I'm trying to tell you something...''
Text message: ''Thnx 4 da new phone Mom! It rly rox! Ur da coolest!''
''Yes, ma'am, Harvard has my summer dorm assigned already. I'll be in room 221''
''Hey (your first name)! Grandma said you were coming, but I'm so surprized to see you made it!''
''MOOOOOM!!!! I thought you said I could get a BMW for graduation! I don't want this Lexus!!!!''
10. One last question.... your 5-year-old hates veggies and won't eat them. What do you do?
I make eating veggies fun, by making fun shapes and putting them in foods they do like. Veggies are important for growing children, so they must must must eat them.
I sweet talk my child into eating them, but if they still won't, I'll just feed them all the Mac n Cheese they want. It can't hurt.
Drive them to McDonalds and buy them a Happy Meal before I drop them off at their Godmother's house. I have got to go, I don't have time to argue about peas and carrots.
I saw a thing about putting veggies in fruit smoothies. That should get them to drink their veggies through a straw! They'll never know they're even getting them...
Make them sit at the dinner table until the peas are gone off of their plate. They better eat their veggies if they want to grow big and strong!
Oh, give them a Snickers and shut them up...
Oh well, give them what they will eat. As long as they're eating, right? Even if all they will eat is sweets...
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