1. What Guitar do you use?
Gibson Les Paul
Jackson Flying-V
Fender Stratocaster
Ibanez JS series
Ibanez Jem
Gibson SG Custom
Standard Ibanez...and it sounds damn good
white Jackson Flying-V with red stripes
Jackson KE
Dean
2. How do you end up dying?
Probably Lung Cancer
Probably flying a personal jet into a mansion
Probably because people hate my ego
Probably because i smile too much
Probably because i liked Whitesnake
Probably have a stroke on stage
Probably a heart attack...from ingesting too much grease
Probably because the Yakuza doesn't like me
Probably because my mullet grows too big and consumes me
Probably from doing WAAAAAY too many drugs
3. What are you most likely to do on stage?
Sit on a chair and play some Bach
Act like i can play good
Play a solo for a half an hour
Curse at the crowd
Drink beer
Smoke weed
i don't usually go on stage
Speak Japanese to the crowd
Robot Dance
Shift the entire course of your song by changing the scale mid-tune
4. What do you wear on stage?
Suspenders and slacks with a dress shirt
A Metallica shirt
Tight pants and a tank top
Jeans and a sleeveless shirt
A denim vest with patches on it
A headband and crazy shit from the 60s
80's garb
A t-shirt with a dragon design and jeans
A rain coat and a mask
Some dark colonial clothing
5. What does your hair look like?
Extremely poofy, curly, and long
Poofy and long...bangs are cut
Long and curly
Bald
Shoulder length, layered
Shoulder length, curly...with a receding hair line
Long, wavy, and dark
Dark and curly...though it could be a wig
Very long, curly, combed over to one side
Sort of like a poodle....
6. What style of guitar do you play?
Classical Acoustic
Avant Metal
Tapping is my best friend
Blistering Lead
Hard and fast, Pinch Harmonics are my best friend
Classic Avant Garde
Shredding
Neo-Classical, Sweeps are my best friend
...in a word...Wierd
I don't specialize in one thing, I do everything well
7. Who's the best guitar player you know?
Joe Perry
Glenn Buxton
Eric Johnson
Joe Satriani
Malcom Young
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Shawn Lane
Jason Becker
Paul Gilbert
Chuck Berry
8. Which of these words appeals to you most?
Jack
Polkadot
Arrogant
Teacher
Flowers
Devil
Dreams
Chicken
Sushi
Speed
9. Whats the best part about being famous?
Marrying supermodels
Touring
Knowing that you're better than everyone else
Teaching new guitarists
Having your own guitar series
Playing concerts until you're way too old to do it
Writing a column for magazines in your spare time
Nobody knows what you really look like behind your mask
Being elusive
Doing it all
10. You're down to your last 20 bucks. What do you blow it on?
A bottle of Jack and some smokes
Gas money so you can go play guitar somewhere
A poster of yourself
Have your head shaved
Save it; your tastes are too expensive for you to purchase anything useful
A new Jaunte cap
A new gothic necklace
Buy a ticket to Disneyland
Wander aimlessly around town, finally stopping for some sushi
A few cans of hairspray
Quiz Match
