1. You decide to record a song...what's the name?
Bareback Jack
Summertime
Working Girl
Not A Moment Too Soon
All Jacked Up
Country is Crap
I Love This Bar
If You Got The Money, I Got The Time
2. It's a Saturday night, what will you be doing this evening?
Lookin purty for everyone
Hanging out on the beach
Looking at gay porn
Goin to watch me a rodeo
Smokin marijuana..mmm
Spendin some quality time with my family
Gettin drunk and startin fights
Goin muddin in my truck or 4-wheeler
3. Who would you choose to date out of the following people?
a gal named Peggy
Mary Jane
Faith Hill
Renee Zellweger
Michael Jackson
Carl Dean
Mike Henner
a lady named Tricia
4. Where would you like to grow up in, out of the following?
Pocahontas, Illinois
Luttrell, Tennessee
Delhi, Louisiana
Abbott, Texas
Moore, Oklahoma
Raleigh, North Carolina
Austin, Texas
Sevierville, Tennessee
5. What is your view on life?
Everyone is an asshole, and not the good kind!
Live like you were dying!
Get drunk and be somebody!
When the goin gets tough, ya better Cowboy Up!
I'm just here for the party baby!
No shoes, no shirt, no problems!
Why drink and drive, when you can get high and fly?
Love is like a butterfly..
6. What do you feel is your best feature?
My braids
My big beefy muscles
My cute hairstyle
My hot Wrangler butt
My whole body is hot, duh!
My soothing voice
My redneck style
My HUGE boobs
7. You are performing a concert...what are you wearing?
A cowboy hat, jeans, and a trenchcoat
A skimpy outfit that shows off my long legs
Blue jeans and my favorite pot leaf shirt
A shirt that shows off my muscles, cowboy hat, and some tight blue jeans
A tight shirt, tight jeans, and a camo hat
Nothing. Who needs clothes?
No shirt, a white shell necklace, and tight jeans
A cowboy hat, Wranglers, and a large belt buckle
8. So..What's your favorite color out of the following?
I love ALL colors! Rainbows make me happy!
Pink!
Anything camoflage!
Blue, just like my old chair!
Greeeen maann...
Red! ..just like that old Ragtop!
Gold like all them buckles I won!
Red, white, and blue! I LOVE AMERICA!
9. What is your choice mode of transportation?
A big FORD truck baby!
A cute Volkswagen bug!
A 4-wheeler!
Maybe an SUV or a big truck
That van off of Cheech and Chong would be sweet...
A pink Cadillac!
A horse of course!
A boat so I can relax out in the water
10. Do you chew, smoke, or neither?
Yeah, gotta love that Skoal!
I smoke weed...if that counts..
Sometimes I smoke cigars
Ew, no way!
Yep. Copenhagan it makes me feel so good!
Umm..I spit, but I don't chew..hehe!
Naw, just drink once in a while
Heck no! I don't wanna mess up this bod!
11. What is your beverage of choice?
Margarita
Budweiser
Wine
Green Tea..heh green
Anything fruity!
Whiskey
Anything rough..like me
I don't really drink that much
12. If you could make an appearance on any of the following TV shows, which would it be?
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
Sesame Street
The Dukes of Hazzard
One of them shows on the Outdoor Channel..
American Idol
CMT and GAC all the way!!
Total Nonstop Action Wrestling
Professional Rodeo
13. Last question...Which of these sayings sounds like something you would say?
Heck yes, these are real !!
I'm not gay, I'm just happy!
...And it bucked me off, but I got right back on!
Hey ya'll !
How do you like me now?
Do you want fries with that?
That's the good stuff !!
No officer, it's not mine, I swear!
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