1. Oh no he didn't! You just saw your best friend's dude making out with another chick at the movies. WTF! How could he do that to her? You know that she's going to need some consoling when she finds out about this. How do you get in touch with her?
When I get home I shoot her myYearbook profile a quick message saying that I need to tell her something. I don't want to be the one to break it to her, but I want to show her I'm here. I take out my flip-phone and text her a message, ''OMG! Your BF's an @ss!'' I call her up immediately! There's no time to spare. She needs to find out about this, maybe she'll come out here and even catch him in the act! After knocking his lights out, I drive straight to her house and break the news. She's so ex'in him.
2. Ok, so you ''accidentally'' locked your little brother out of the house when he was being annoying. Your bro then ratted on you to mom and dad, and now you're grounded. It's so his fault, but now the 'rents are taking away your fave line of communication, which is:
Hanging out with my buddies. This rots. My texting ability on my phone. Uhh! How will I ever escape boredom in class now? My internet hook-up. How am I supposed to keep up on all my friends' dirt? Oh, God no! Not the phone. Please, not the phone!
3. After a few rocky weeks with your bf/gf lately, you've decided that you need to call it quits. It's so unfortch, but you'll move on. How are you going to break the news?
When I spot 'em on IM next, I'll just shoot a message over saying we're through. Short and sweet. I'll call tonight after school. I know I'll cry, or not actually do it, if I say it to their face. The next time we hang out, I'll sit him/her down and explain why I need to end our relationship. It's always harder in person, but I want to respect the good times we had. Changing my myYearbook relationship status should give them a hint.
4. Now that you're single again, you've been thinking about putting out a bulletin online of who you are and what kind of person you want to be with---hopefully, you'll find a better match. How are you going to market yourself?
''I'm kind of sensitive and artsy. I like to have good conversations, and my life doesn't revolve around the mall. If you like bad horror films and chai tea, send me a message!'' ''I'm a blunt person who knows what they want. I'll let you know exactly how I feel all the time, which you should appreciate if you want to stay on my good side. I like to go out a lot and party, but raunchy nights in are cool too. Hit me up!'' ''I really love life, and I'm extremely curious. I want to know everything, so be prepared for a lot of talking. Take it as a compliment though! If you're the one for me, then give my digits a dial!'' “Uhm, I'm totally awkward at these things. So, I'm kind of quiet, but I like to talk too. I'm nice, and I'll treat you well. Uhm, I don’t really know what else to say, but let's get to know each other.''
5. They say you speak how you eat. So when you're out at the diner with all your best buds, and it comes time to order some dessert...what'chya going to get?
Nothing. I don't do dessert. Oh, apple pie a la mode! How can you go wrong with that? I'll just get a hot chocolate or something. The biggest hot fudge sundae with whipped cream ever! With four spoons. So that we can all split!