How Many Kids Will You have? (pics)

Nope never!
All the time! I'm stoned right now!
Not really no...
Every now and then. LLike once or twice a year.
Not anymore.

I'm a lush
Special occasions. That kinds of stuff..
I'm not old enough to drink... But I do anyway...
Only on the sabbath. I'm a nun. No literally.

I told you, I don't drink. I'm a nun.
A happy drunk
A horny drunk
An Angry Drunk... GRRR
A Stupid Drunk... You know who you are
A Deviant Drunk (The ones that cheat on their spouses and blame it on the beer....)

Um.. No
Yes. But non-practicing...
Yes. Devoout. Hallelujah!

Yes
No
Hell No!

Ewww. It's drooling..
How cute! A baby!!! Awww!
Mental Note: Go buy condoms..
Look at the mom... Slut...
You fantasize about what YOUR kids would look like and maybe possible names.
You hardly even notice.

Every time, Any time, I make sure I... and uh... the other party, is protected.
I try to remember them. Sometimes though, passion just gets in the way.
I'm allergic to latex. So I can't use condoms.
I'm allergic to latex, but I KNOW about other KINDS like vinyl.. and use those instead, thank you!
Ewwww
Ya. I always keep one in my wallet!

What was that girl's (guy's) name last night?
Who are you and why are you in my underwear?
Why am I sleeping next to the toilet?
You think this dress makes my tummy look fat?
I'm lit up like a hooker on madi gras!
I like animals. They are nicer than people.
I wonder what air tastes like?
I honestly don't know if I have a kid.. or kids... Hmmm?
Why does everyone hate me?

Baby
Mustang
Minivan
College
Knife
Bong
Poopie
Sentence
Pope
Stupid