1. Okay. Fine. We'll let you wallow a little bit. How often do you check your ex's profile online?
Never. I don't even think about him/her... except when we get together for a random hook up Well, I did a lot when I was making that future photo album of photoshopped pictures of the two of us. But I don't really look at his/her profile anymore. The truth is way too embarrassing. So I'll just say a vague ''a lot.'' Ex? I've never really been in a relationship before. Only if s/he looks at mine first.
2. Enough of that. So you're at Starbuck's, enjoying a holiday blend beverage with friends, when [GASP] in walks your crush! ::Swoon:: So what attracts you to him/her?
Um. Hello? You'd have to blind and dumb not to be attracted to my crush. Everyone is into him/her-- I hardly stand a chance. S/he totally fits my ''type'' and looks a hell of a lot like my exes, come to think of it. S/he loves everything I love-- music, movies, etc. And anything we don't see eye-to-eye on, I'll just swing him/her my way! That bangin' body! Oh my god-- the things we'd do together... ::Stares off dreamily:: The eyes, hair, style, brains, brawn, smile-- need I continue? S/he's everything I've ever dreamed of!
3. Let's talk tactics-- conversation is key. What do you and your crush/date talk about?
My family, my friends, my future goals-- I'm a sharer. It's basically just a lot of sexual tension and flirtation-- talking around what we both know we want from each other. OW OW! I don't really remember. I was too busy listening to the birds sing and watching the fireworks go off when we were together-- it's really an explosive connection that we have. Our previous relationships. Or maybe that was just me. Hmm... Talk? Psht. I can't even look him/her in the eye!
4. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I did once, but not anymore. Yep. Besides, who wouldn't love this? I don't believe in love at all, actually. That kind of intense relationship crap scares me. Um, not if someone''s looking at ME. Of course! And when I find it, all will be right in the world!
5. Come on. Admit it. Being single doesn't suck ALL the time. What's the best part of living life without a plus one?
Thinking about Mr./Mrs. Right, who is out there waiting to find me! ::Cries:: I miss my plus one! They all suck. Knowing that I'm in change of everything in my life and that I don't have to answer to anyone but myself. Not being tied down to any one person.
6. And what's the worst part?
Not having someone there to listen to me all the time and help me with whatever I need. That's not too much to ask for, right? Not having someone there whenever I need some action! Seeing my ex with someone else. Or even thinking about him/her with someone else ::Gags:: Wondering how long it will take for my prince[ss] to come find me! Seeing other people together and wondering if anyone will ever love me.