1. Okay, you’re standing the hallway talking to your friend when the guy or girl of your dreams comes walking through the doorway. What makes this person your ideal boyfriend or girlfriend?
He or she walks in wearing black leather. Clearly the sign of a hellion! He or she was carrying a fierce guitar on his or hear back and had the air of a gentle poet. Well he/she came flying through the door still on his or her mountain bike. This person is obviously a daredevil of the first order. Umm, hello, the person is gorgeous!!! Did you not see every ones head turn at the exact same time? This person could work the runway if he or she wanted to.
2. You’ve finally been introduced to the guy or girl of your dreams. What do you talk about?
We exchange sarcastic barbs with one another, trying to up each other on the bitchy/asshole quotient with each line. Actually we don’t speak that much. I most just stand back and admire the beauty before me. We talk about all of the great bands from The Velvet Underground to Nirvana. There is nothing this person does not know about music. He or she tells me about his/her travels across Europe. How she/he was able to jump the Eurorail for free and travel all the way from Paris to Amsterdam on a stolen pass.
3. What do you see yourself doing in the future?
I’d actually like to retire at twenty-five, having lived an entire life in my early twenties. In all honesty, I’d like to go into a service industry like medicine. I’d like to be able to help those around me. I’d like to do something that’s fun and creative. I really want a high powered position at a Fortune 500 company. I’d like to live in an urban environment and climb to the top of a corporate ladder.
4. Your future bride or groom is making a toast at your wedding dinner. What is this person most likely to say about the first time he or she met you?
That I wouldn’t give him or her the time of day. I kept glancing over his/her shoulder looking for something better to walk through the door. That I gave him or her a lot of attitude. It took a while to open my heart, but once they did, they found a piece of gold inside. That I was so tipsy, he or she practically had to carry me home by the end of the night. That he or she met me abroad and was never sure they could convince me to ever return home, but they’re happy I did decided to return with them.
5. You’ve finally made it! You’re in your twilight years, sitting on your porch with your life partner. What can you imagine him or her saying to you about your life or future?
That no matter what happens, he or she will always be by my side. Undoubtedly he or she will say something that makes me laugh. Even after all these years, he/she still knows how to make me smile. That no matter where we have been in the world or what we’ve been doing, where ever I have been with him or her has made that place home. You’re as beautiful today as the day I met you.