Are You Better Off Alone?

Text back and include as many X's and O's as you can until you run out of room.
Read it, but don't respond right away. You need to make him/her wait a bit.
Respond with something flirty and mysterious. You like to keep things exciting.
Delete. Delete. Delete.

It's been so long, you can't even remember.
Date? You're beyond that point. But you see each other at least once a day.
Started off well, but ended in tears. Anytime you spend together is an emotional roller coaster.
Over the weekend. You just hung out with a bunch of friends on the beach.

Just a month, give or take. You don't exactly keep track.
Too long. You're starting to feel like an old married couple!
You're about to celebrate your 9 month, 2 weeks, 3 day, 16 hour anniversary!
About a year on-and-off.

''Whatcha yellin' for? Lay back. It's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see.''
''Let me show you 'round. Let me take you out. Betcha we could we could have some fun.''
''You said that you would treat me right, but you was just a waste of time.''
''I want you to know that you're the only one for me.''

Are surprised because you rarely do. It's no big deal.
Yawn. They're so tired of hearing about your perfect relationship, but you can't really blame them for being jealous. You would be, too!
Feign interest. They've heard the same stories about your near break up's and make up's over and over again.
Bring the tissues. It's always a waterworks show.