WHAT TYPE OF GIRLFRIEND/ WIFE WOULD YOU BE?

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1. Your boyfriend/husband is away on business for 4mo. You are getting *LONELY*. what do you do?
GO TO MOMS AND BAKE COOKIES AND PLAY MONOPOLY.
GO TO HIS BUDDY'S HOUSE AND ASK HIM TO DO YOU A *FAVOR*
FOUR MONTHS. HA. THAT AIN'T SHIT. LOVE YOU BABY.
HAVE AN ALL FEMALE PASSIONS PARTY. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND. HURRY HOME STUD.
UH...I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

2. YOU WANT SUPRISE YOUR MAN BY FIXIN A DINNER HOW WOULD YOU DO IT?
MOM, QUICK I NEED HELP MAKIN DINNER.
MAKE HIM DINNER, HE BETTER TAKE MY ASS OUT!
I'M NOT A VERY GOOD COOK, BUT IM PRETTY SURE THERE'S SOME QUICK EASY MEALS.
ORDER OUT AND HIDE THE EVIDENCE. HEY IM TRYIN DAMN IT!
I'D JUST LET HIM PICK

3. YOU'RE NOT MARRIED, YOU WALK INTO YOUR B/F HOUSE AND SEE IT NEEDS A QUICK LITTLE CLEANING.

4. YOU SEE/HEAR YOUR MAN TALKIN TO ANOTHER FEMALE. HOW DO YOU REACT?
CALL MY MOM AND TALK TO HER ABOUT IT.
GO APE SHIT, LET HER KNOW HE'S TAKEN.
FUCK IT, HE KNOWS WHAT HE HAS HERE.
WAIT FOR HIM TO END THE CONVERSATION, THEN SEE IF HE TELLS ME. IF NOT THEN ASK HIM IN A CURIOUS MANOR.
I DON'T KNOW
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