1. It's mid-afternoon and you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do tonight. You text your crush asking his/her plans for the evening, the response...
Let's go see that movie that you wanted to see. Eh, I don't know tonight. I don't know, do you want to hang out? Whose number is this?
2. How did you and your crush meet?
Our mutual friends introduced us because they thought we'd have a lot in common. I honestly don't remember, it feels like we've been friends forever. We had a class/worked together. We just started talking because we were bored. I see him/her around sometimes and just said hi one day.
3. You're at the mall in the candy shop when you see a cute little stuffed kangaroo with candy it its pouch, it totally reminds you of this joke your crush told you once, do you buy it for him/her?
I'll buy it, but just offer to share the candy and see if s/he remembers the joke. Yeah s/he would love to be reminded of how funny that night was. I think s/he would think I'm psycho. No, that might be kind of weird.
4. The two of you are sitting on the couch at your friend's b-day party when the person sitting between you gets up and leaves. Now it's just the two of you on the couch, is it awkward?
A little, until we start making out. There's definitely tension there, but we're both really nervous. No, we just start talking about what a kick ass party it is. No, s/he isn't even paying attention to me.
5. Ok, now the moment of truth. Do you think that you two have potential? BE HONEST!
I really like him/her, but there are too many mixed signals for me to read into it! What was I thinking? No. I don't think so, we make better friends. Yeah, I think we've got something good here.