Which military service should you join?

Have a mixture of mental and physical challanges. Have somebody yelling at you all the time for every little thing and your base will be far from home, maybe even in a diffrent country
Pretty easy and basic training. You stay close to home and know how to use a gun well
Stay on a boat or submarine. Have a drill sargent yelling at you and your training is actually pretty complicated
Have more mental challanges that physical. Meet your true physical and mental capability and have very long, hard, painful, training, probaly the hardest you can get
Have a drill sargent yell at you and are put at a random base. Training is quite eaxy and you learn to do some useful things than just shoot a gun

You get some of the crappiest objectives out there. You will be the first ones to go into battle but you have some helicopters to back you up along with some multi terrain vehicles
Probaly stay at a secure base with a lot of information. You work with computers and help pilots get to there destanation, if one is shot down, its your mission to rescue that pilot because he holds information
Probaly stay on a boat and lay down some rocket fire to the land
You will defintly be the first ones in by stealth. You will elimanate the enemy or target with stealth and then you are gone
Go in and kill, probaly the worst objective out there...definatly the worst objectives ever...you like a challange

If your in bad shape, you'll get your ass whiped in shape for sure
Probaly doesn't really matter
Really doesn't matter
The best of the best of the best...
You want to be in good shape and stay in good shape

If you don't, your a fucking pussy
Probaly not...but if you want to
Doesn't really matter, you have nothing to get though
NO TATTOOS ALLOWED
You would more than likely get one...

United States Marine Corps
United States Air Force
U.S. Navy
U.S. Navy Seals
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