1. Have you ever thought or commented, ''People look better in dim light''?
No, I can't see them.
Once.
All the time.
2. Have you ever thought about buying a car specifically because it had a very large backseat?
Yep.
You mean for luggage?
No, but it's a perk
3. Have you ever considered buying fancy underwear?
Considered? I have a dresser full of 'em!
Yeah, but so far I haven't found any I like.
Fancy underwear?
4. Follow up to last question: Because you wanted more than one person to see it?
What do you think?
Fancy underwear?
NO!. . . .I mean. . .ya. . .maybe. . .
5. Have you ever considered all the possibilities of an empty door frame?
Wha-Huh?
Yes.
Umm. . .once.
6. Follow up to last question: A wall?
Sure.
Corners are better.
Is where you hang paintings and pictures!
7. Have you ever thought about all the possibilities of baby oil?
No, not really.
You put it on babies, duh.
Oh, yes.
8. Do you immediately think ''69'' when you see the astrological symbol for Cancer?
It doesn't look like a crab? I thought Cancer was a crab.
Now that you mention it, yeah it does.
Yeah. Do you think that the astrological sign for Aries looks like a penis?
9. Have you ever thought about all the possibilities for swords?
They kill things.
Hmmm hmmm hmmm. Yes, yes I have.
Uhm, ouch?
10. Have you ever considered ears or noses to have potential?
Yes.
Potential? Potential for what?
Uh. . what?
11. Have you ever compared a rainy day to a prostitute?
No.
Singing sword?
Yes.
12. Have you ever put the cap on your pen and taken it back out several times in a row?
You're crazy
Yeah.
Huh?
13. Follow up to last question: Do you understand why we asked that question?
Of course!
Yeah...
No.
14. Do you think ''I Wanna Hold Your Hand'' is suggestive?
Oh yeah
Kinda
Nope
15. Do you think ''Under the Boardwalk'' is more than a little suggestive?
Very much so
What's Under the Boardwalk?
Never heard of it.
16. Do you think ''It Takes Two'' is dirty?
Yes.
Kinda
No
17. Do you think thats dirtier than ''It Takes Three''?
No
Maybe
Don't know
18. Were you younger than ten when you first heard, ''Lets Talk About Sex''?
Yes
I still haven't heard it.
No
Quiz Match
