1. whats for breakfast?
uh, I see some milk, maybe i can eat a box of cereal
ooh left over pizza, maybe i'll throw in a hotdog or two, man i love those things
hmm, some mac and cheese, i think i'll eat that piece of pie, hey my wife went to cinnabon! hell yeah!
everything! i havent eaten since yesterday!
hey! bring me a cake! and a lasagna too if your not too busy? i hope somebody heard me
2. do you excersice?
well i try to atleast walk to the store as much as i can, i walk at work too, i can still run if i have to
i dont like to run, but i can walk to the fridge pretty damn fast. if there was ever a competition for that, i'd win
i sweat when i walk for more than an hour, and my sides cramp up if i do anything more than walking. i sit alot tho
i try not to. thats a wasting energy that i can be using on sitting, changing the channel, or getting to the fridge which is like, all the way to the kitchen
i dont think i've done that since i could walk
3. whats for lunch?
nachos from 7 eleven
a pack of hot dogs
a pack of hot dogs with melted cheese, two sandwiches and a pickle
large stuffed crust meatlovers from pizza hut. man, thats gonna be forever! oooh i found some chips and popcorn in the couch....
anything i can reach with my mouth that will provide sustanence until someone hears me moaning
4. your thirsty, what'll you have?
BEER!!!!
MORE BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flavoured coffee creamer with whipped cream. you didnt attend them AA meetings for nothin
coca cola. too early for beer
i lick my sweat that drips down my face. im only doing that cause noone turned on my ac and ceiling fan
5. whats your snack?
waffles. for some reason i want waffles
eight twinkies
fourteen twinkies
i walk my fat ass to the car and go to taco bell
a towel role someone left in my reach. maybe i can reach a sock or two
6. dinner?
i go to the bar for a juicy burger with fries and a beer
i go to burger king so i can afford a bunch of burgers!
i hit wincos for a big heaping pile of beef, i cook that shit up and throw it in with some cheesy noodles.
order some chinese to hold me over til the pizza arrives, which after finishing i order a few burritos from that one authentic mexican food place i love
someone comes in with a thiry gallon tank of nutrient paste left over from the vegetables in the hospitals
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