What Kind Of Monster Are You?

Chocolate, it's such an aphrodisiac.
Peanut butter sandwiches.
Candy, anything that I can share with the kiddies.
A big bottle of Chianti.
Meat and potatoes. Sometimes beer.
A sexy hot wench. Ow, ow.
I will never tell.

Ugly people.
My own kind.
Hippies, mainly.
When the dish ran away with the spoon...yeah, that was me.
Godzilla. I roll with the big guys.
Anyone who resembles a giraffe.
The children. No wait, I love them!

Coffins mainly, but I've settled for a closet before. You do what you can.
Anywhere I got it's always hot.
Caves. The innards of mountains. You know, ''dark'' places.
Anywhere as long as there's a bed and a hot shower in the morning.
The sky, and your FACE!
In the clouds. Weeeeee...
Neverland.

My pearly whites.
An umbrella and a white glove.
My iPod or cellphone.
Some fuzz.
Red Bull. It gives me wings.
A giant buttered roll.
A hot date.

You can take me down anytime. Wink, wink.
The police.
Garlic.
Rain. I don't like to get wet.
Gum. I'm so afraid to go to sleep with it in my mouth.
A god-like mouth.
My cholesterol.

Actually, I quite enjoy Chinese checkers.
TV, sometimes my Wii.
Grabbing my crotch.
Flying.
Oooga-boooga.
Twirling.
Shaking my groove thang.

Anything with feet.
Preferably something dark and elegant. I want to look my best in the evening hours.
Something that cocoons me.
Oh, I love anything that makes me feel saucy.
Usually an over-sized t-shirt that I got for free at the local gas station after 10 pumps.
Nothing!
They're rainbow-colored, candy-flavored cotton. Just in case anyone wants to lick.

That I could go outside during the day without burning.
That I could eat myself. I'm delicious.
World peace? Nah, maybe to eat anything I wanted and not gain weight. PIE!
All the children in China.
That people weren't so scared of me. Sad face.
I'd love to swim! Without floaties of course, but maybe with one of those giant tubes.
That people would see me for who I am on the inside. Haha, jk! I'm sexy.