Which Johnny Depp Character Are You?

My naivety might qualify me as a young soul, but I'm not immature, by any means.
I'm your typical teen-- I've got two things on the brain and I think you know what they are.
I've been told I'm wise beyond my years, but also that I'm stiff as a board. I'm probably more like a senior citizen than anything else.
You might say I'm like a kid in a candy store. However, I know when it's time to get down to business. Some days I probably act like a 7 year old, and others like a 37 year old-- I keep it balanced.

A haunted hayride. That way we can hold each other if we get scarred.
Feeding each other chocolate fondue would be heavenly!
Who cares? I'm not really a romantic, but I can get down and dirty anyplace, anytime.
Rolling around, making snow angels. Then we can go inside and keep each other warm.

Sweets. What can I say? I'm a sucker for them.
My shyness. It can really get in the way sometimes.
The constant suspicion that never seems to escape me. Trust is a big thing for me.
Alcohol, girls/guys, and greed. Next!

Rockstar
Artist
Baker
Investigator

''We're not sheep!''
''Truth is not always appearance.''
''The best kind of prize is a sur-prise!''
''The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.''