1. First off, do you even like cars?
Eh, they get me around.
Wheres the Keys?
Whats the horsepower?
2. 350 c.i. V-Style 8 Cylinder. What is this?
Motor.
The most mass-produced Chevy motor ever.
I think dad has one.
3. What is the most important to you in the Vehicle?
Music.
Roadholding.
Torque.
4. So your sitting in the passenger seat, and a Honda pulls up at a red light and starts reving, what do you do?
Reving?
Wait for green, and Floor it.
Try and remember if i changed my oil on time.
5. Your driving down the road, and your friend says...
Look at that Mustang!
Wheres the music? Turn it up.
So tell me, what did you do to the motor again?
6. What is a C6?
Ford Tranny.
I agree.
Chevy Trans?
7. Only one is right. Pick the correct answer.
1.5 litre, Ford Festiva.
AWD, Turbo, GM.
3.3 litre, Honda Civic.
5 speed, Corvette.
8. You walk into Autozone, and your greeted with...
Hello, How may i help you?
Your changing that again?
Your Grant wheel just came in yesterday!
We have the order that turbo for you.
9. So something just made a loud thurd in the engine, your reaction...
Call AAA!
:loud obsenities:
Bottom end...damn chevy.
Cry, and hope someone will save you.
10. Your vehicle is leaking.
Call the shop.
Put your finger in the liquid, and smell it.
11. Your going into a corner. explain how you turn.
I turn? like everyone does.
Turn up radio.
Down shift and pound it.
12. Which vehicle has more power from stock engine?
Who cares.
2006 Subaru WRX STi
1995 Ford Mustang GT
13. Pick.
Music.
Cockpit.
Engine.
14. Finally, what do you find yourself doing in a car?
Riding shotty.
Eyes locked on the road.
Thinking you can whoop the car beside you.