What Kind of Chevy Should You be Rollin' in? (pics)

The only place it should be driven...duh, the street!
To my kid's soccer games...
Wherever I can get it dirty!!
Up to the ski resorts...
On a NASCAR race track.

I dunno, I can't tell right now. Too much mud...
Bright cherry red.
Black or silver...
Any color, as long as it has a cute design on it!
Blue or green. Masculine and feminine.

Too fast for the speedometer...
Slow, so I don't hit any pedestrians.
Fast enough to get me to the mall for a sale.
Whatever speed works to get me dirty!
The usual 5 miles over.

Soccer balls and jerseys.
NOS...enough said.
Coolers and skiing equipment.
Bags to put all my new clothes in.
Spare tire and shovel.