1. Desribe yourself. (be truthful)
Big, Fat
Medium, Normal
Skinny, Scrawney
Strong
loyal
Short, Small
None of the above
2. Your owner calls you. What do you do?
Run up as fast as your little legs can go and jump up on their lap, licking their face.
Play a little game. Pretend you didn't hear them and try and sniff them out.
Finish your bone, then go, dripping a gallon or more of drool on the floor per second.
Run as fast as you can and get there in ten seconds flat.
Run up, but only if it's your owner. Then nudge their hand lightly.
Just go.
'drools'
GUACAMOLI!
3. You're at the dog park. What do you do for fun?
Go around biting peoples butts. Muhuhuhahaha!
HEY LOOK! A RABBIT!
BALL! BALL! WHERE'S THE BALL!
You run around as fast as possibble.
Stand by your owner, hoping to get pet, and maybe a few treats here and there. If another dog tries to smell your butt.....
Run in circles. Never ending circles........................................
4. Your owners are at the dinner table. What do you do?
Smell the sweet smells. Oh the meaty, sweet smells.
Pace back and fourth. FAST!
ARMIDILLO!
Jump up on the table, stuffing your face in the food.
Beg!
Stare at the floor hoping for something to drop. If you don't get anything, herd around the table.
5. What do you do all day?
Steal Underwear. Makes tasty snack.
Jump through hoops and run around stuff.
Play fetch!
EAT!
Hey look, a squrill! Let's chase it!
Run around for a while, then turn into the world's best couch potato
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